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bizarre Oliver the Humanzee - Man or Ape?
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48 minutes is crazy, so I watched it on 2x, here you go:
His physical features struck interest.
Since a young age Oliver preferred walking upright.
He would assist with chores (put hay into a wheelbarrow, move it)
When he reached "puberty" he began attempting to rape his owner.
Oliver went into the care of a man who knew him for years.
The video then discusses ligers (male lion x female tiger) to explore the possibility of humanzees (human x chimpanzee).
Time passes, people gain interest. Discusses cloning/cell technology.
Nerds talking. Chinese play with sperm. They were able to get a pregnancy to three months before the lab was ruined.
Supposedly elsewhere, a female chimpanzee was artificially inseminated with male human sperm, the pregnancy went to full term, but the result was eventually euthanized.
Oliver goes to Japan and I'm waiting for more info.
Finally people start doing tests on Oliver.
A woman wants to have sex with Oliver (still in Japan).
Owner decides that's enough of the spotlight.
I'm 30:00 in and still don't know what the fuck Oliver is.
Discusses monkeys busting nuts (using rocks).
Scientist makes patent for splicing/cloning and challenges the law afterwards to avoid patents for such things.
Gay stuff about Oliver's soul.
Ethics.
Oliver gets donated to a nature reserve or some shit and disappears for a couple decades, eventually old owner finally tracks him down. He ended up in a research facility for experimentation. Oliver wasn't used in any experiments.
Oliver is 42 with poor eyesight and arthritis.
Blood sample. DNA inspection. Normal chromosome count. He's a chimpanzee.
Why does he look weird? DNA sequence is all fucked up. Belongs to a sub-population of the Congo Jungle? A scientist says he's a mutant of some sort. Ape, not human. Assumption he's just a rare subspecies.
People won't shut the fuck up about humanzees, but Oliver is not a humanzee.
Fuck everyone in this video.
His physical features struck interest.
Since a young age Oliver preferred walking upright.
He would assist with chores (put hay into a wheelbarrow, move it)
When he reached "puberty" he began attempting to rape his owner.
Oliver went into the care of a man who knew him for years.
The video then discusses ligers (male lion x female tiger) to explore the possibility of humanzees (human x chimpanzee).
Time passes, people gain interest. Discusses cloning/cell technology.
Nerds talking. Chinese play with sperm. They were able to get a pregnancy to three months before the lab was ruined.
Supposedly elsewhere, a female chimpanzee was artificially inseminated with male human sperm, the pregnancy went to full term, but the result was eventually euthanized.
Oliver goes to Japan and I'm waiting for more info.
Finally people start doing tests on Oliver.
A woman wants to have sex with Oliver (still in Japan).
Owner decides that's enough of the spotlight.
I'm 30:00 in and still don't know what the fuck Oliver is.
Discusses monkeys busting nuts (using rocks).
Scientist makes patent for splicing/cloning and challenges the law afterwards to avoid patents for such things.
Gay stuff about Oliver's soul.
Ethics.
Oliver gets donated to a nature reserve or some shit and disappears for a couple decades, eventually old owner finally tracks him down. He ended up in a research facility for experimentation. Oliver wasn't used in any experiments.
Oliver is 42 with poor eyesight and arthritis.
Blood sample. DNA inspection. Normal chromosome count. He's a chimpanzee.
Why does he look weird? DNA sequence is all fucked up. Belongs to a sub-population of the Congo Jungle? A scientist says he's a mutant of some sort. Ape, not human. Assumption he's just a rare subspecies.
People won't shut the fuck up about humanzees, but Oliver is not a humanzee.
Fuck everyone in this video.
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Koko's Last Words
I'm going to try to watch more of it but I made it to a woman with really nice titties feeding a liger with a baby bottle. They are trying to decide if Oliver is part human but he doesn't speak well or wear clothes properly, is not trustworthy, and is a natural born rapist. He is pretty much worthless on the job and all he wants to do see fried chicken.
more bullshit trying to say we came from apes.... we did not...
Are you a believer of creation over human evolution?
Nah. What happens is that niggers look like monkeys. And he just doesn't like the idea that his ancestors evolved from something that looks like a nigger.
miketeevee13
I like jerking off and playing video games
Does he steal from Walmart?
Classic
creation 100%... but a nigger is a ape..
Bullshit then, bullshit now. This is greedy motherfuckers tossing shit to the side
Agree that Nigger equals ape, human evolution is confirmed by many fields of the natural sciences. Medicine is based on biology, biology is based on evolution
god/the creator, created man and everything else.. evolution was created to steer you away from god... if you believe we came from the sea, then grew legs, then eventually became apes, good for you 😃
Pajeet
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Evolution is based on small changes happening over zillions of years which nobody ever observed. Small adaptations happen but full on from a rock soup to us is more insane than worshiping a cow.
Pajeet
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Type God with a capital, it ain't much but it works just like typing jews without a capital.
He was a hairless chimp... That's it
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