animals How do you rip a seagulls head off?

[girl101]

I don't get the retard badge from solomon here, seagulls are SKY RATS! OK!!!!! I Love animals too, BUT, not rats! And they can NOT have the same space as me, just how it is. I'm from Florida and they are SKY RATS!!

Sky rats. I like that one

 

[girl101]

I'd lock him up and then fuck his wife in the ass. @Graziani said for me to post this but not to bring his name into it so please, just between us OK?

Ok

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

I've seen seagulls way up north in ultra remote Cape York. No humans around there, no rubbish etc. The birds paddle their feet back and forth in shallow water to stir up the little sand lice and then eat them. Very natural behaviour which we don't see in cities.

The pigeons own the city rackets.

 

[Foreskin Goblin]

So how do you rip a seagulls head off. This is crazy at least he got animal cruelty charges.

I could see it if he access to a knife

its honestly kinda easy, think twisting a chickens head off

 

[girl101]

its honestly kinda easy, think twisting a chickens head off

Lovely

 

[wiggins]

The pigeons own the city rackets.

They sure do.

The other day though, in Perth, I saw the really strange sight of a flock of about 200 birds made up of a mixture of gallahs and pigeons. The pigeons were most confused. Parots are smarter although, as you say, pigeons rule the cities normally.

I was at the Adelaide Museum a few years ago with my kids. Outside. Pigeons everywhere being fed by all the people. I had some bread and was dropping it by my feet. The kept on eating it as I slowly moved my hands closer and closer and then just picked it up! If i was homeless and hungry I reckon I could dine out on decent game in Adelaide...

I was in Lombok many years ago and was confused by this ringing sound in the sky. Every few minutes it would recur. I finally figured out that the locals all keep pigeons for food and send them out to free range with bells on their feet. As the flock came past all the massed little bells were ringing...

Well, that's just about it for my pigeon stories...

I did hand raise one once which was fun. Good birds. I like them.

 

[wiggins]

Ok

Jesus! Did I think that out loud?

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

The pigeons own the city rackets.

I once saw a seagull eviscerate and eat a pigeon.

 

[AJ88]

If they could eat us they certainly would

 

[Foreskin Goblin]

Lovely

yeah, also dont eat the "chicken" in certain places near bays or oceans, its probably some sort of ocean bird.

saw some dude take like 8 out of a cage and just *twist, twist, twist* away.


fucking nasty

 

[Blood_Sport]

My friend's dog got a pigeon, he got the bird from the dog and wrung it's neck.. a minute later it was flapping around in his pocket.. so he twisted it's head a number of times, it was dead, so he put it back in his pocket... where it leaked blood all over his jacket and trousers..

I'm also getting pissed off with seagulls, they hang out on a factory roof across the way from me, they shit on the cars, the house, the garden, the drive, the conservatory.. I've been annoying the fuck out of the noisy bastards with my laser, when I go to bed.. I must have made 150 take off the other night. And if I can single one out, I fuck it up but zapping it in the eyes..