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Cowboy Lassos Bike Thief In Parking Lot

Haha, this is just one of those stories that will make you laugh. Only in the USA.

Suspected thief lassoed in parking lot - CNN.com

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Never mess with a cowboy. One suspected bike thief learned this the hard way.

And this didn't take place in Texas -- but rather Oregon.

On Friday morning, a damsel found herself in distress and a man perched on his horse came galloping to her rescue.

This would seem like a scene straight from a Western movie except the incident happened in the parking lot of an Eagle Point shopping center.

Robert Borba, armed with just a rope, put his lassoing skills to use when he heard someone cry out for help.

"A lady yelled out 'He's stealing my bike, he's stealing my bike'," Borba told CNN. He jumped on his horse that was saddled up in his trailer.

When the suspected thief saw Borba was on his trail he jumped off the bike and started running, according to Eagle Point police. Borba was able to successfully rope the man by the ankles. A photo taken by a bystander showed the roped man on the ground, holding onto a tree.

Witnesses snapped photos of the suspect all tied up.

"He jumped on his horse that was at the ready and pulled out his lasso," said Alyssa Borba, Robert's wife. "This is what he does [for a living], so he could do it quick."

Borba, a professional cowboy, was on his way to California when he stopped in the shopping center to pick up some dog food.

The suspect was kept tied up until police arrived.

"It was truly the Wild, Wild West," said a spokesperson for Eagle Point police. Potential charges were not available.
 
The thief will probably now sue Walmart and the cowboy. I could just see the mother: "You humiliated my son, "He dint do 'nuffin''
 
haha. good one.
Actually the young soon to be ordained minister thought the bike was on of those that the public can ride from one location to another, dropping it off at the location nearest the orphanage where he was going to teach Bible study that evening. He was running late and did not have time to walk the 11 miles from his previous location, where he had been preparing meals for the homeless and shut in elderly.

The dreadlocks indicate the Rashtafarian Religion,
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which is another religion of peace, achieved by contemplation and the liberal use of cannabis, and the book bag was filled to overflowing with personal size copies of the new testament which the young fellow was going to use at the Bible study.

It is obviously another case of racisim, and the cowboy probably acted like he was going to be rewarded for catching an escaped slave. He probably had a Flag of Northern Virginia somewhere on his truck, and will get hit with a big lawsuit for that as well.
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Hi HO Silver, Away.
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haha. good one.
Actually the young soon to be ordained minister thought the bike was on of those that the public can ride from one location to another, dropping it off at the location nearest the orphanage where he was going to teach Bible study that evening. He was running late and did not have time to walk the 11 miles from his previous location, where he had been preparing meals for the homeless and shut in elderly.

The dreadlocks indicate the Rashtafarian Religion,
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which is another religion of peace, achieved by contemplation and the liberal use of cannabis, and the book bag was filled to overflowing with personal size copies of the new testament which the young fellow was going to use at the Bible study.

It is obviously another case of racisim, and the cowboy probably acted like he was going to be rewarded for catching an escaped slave. He probably had a Flag of Northern Virginia somewhere on his truck, and will get hit with a big lawsuit for that as well.
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Hi HO Silver, Away.
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*Rastafarian
Or were you indicating your dentures no longer fit.
 
its funny..... the lady looking at the thief and smiling/laughing at the guy who actually seems like he's holding to the tree for dear life like he's gunna be dragged around by his ankles. I'm happy to see this. injustice was served with forceless justice. i bet this is the first time in about 100 yrs in the states,someone was apprehended in that sorta fashion.
 
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