What made you smile/happy today ?

[Wayne Kerr]

i was supposed to work today cos i ditched it yesterday. then i blew a coolant hose, took 10 minutes to fix. see you at the beach.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

 

[snatch]

Blown hose

News at 11

 

[shitterofpants]

Blowing hoes is enough, no need to go into detail snatch.

 

[D.N.R.]

Received a message from my ex-husband saying he had won $1200 on a scratch off lottery ticket. Since the amount is over how much they can give you in cash he had to turn it in to the state for a check. They took all of it and are applying it towards the thousands of dollars he is behind on child support. Serves him right.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

new pads on the front and new shocks all around

 

[Gaviria]

Day's just getting started it's 03.56 too early to tell a coffee and a bowl should help.

 

[LadyNecromancer]

It's my eldest daughters birthday so I have cake.

 

[Gaviria]

Gazing at sexy students at the university

 

[McM]

These funny birds living in the tree exactly in front of my window. Most of the time they're quiet, only: tik, tik.
'Fence-kings' in German.

 

[Silo]

Girls asleep and how they would say on Fridays, that show that maybe lasted three months......

It's ganja time....!!!!!!!

 

[D.N.R.]

New refrigerator has a pizza drawer. Oh yeah.

 

[snatch]

 

[nlgger_slayer]

Some jackass was tailgating me this morning. I skipped the brake-check and just down-shifted. I think that hooker might've shat herself.

 

[zinfandel]

I have finally sold that beast of a house and am now sitting in a hotel room with one husband, one daughter,one sister, two nieces, two dogs,two tortoises, a rat, a mouse, a snapping turtle and 13 tarantulas. And I couldn't be happier. We are no longer in Wisconsin. We are in bullhead City, AZ. Yes. Life is beautiful. Posting on a phone is hard, though.

 

[LilyCuster]

I have finally sold that beast of a house and am now sitting in a hotel room with one husband, one daughter,one sister, two nieces, two dogs,two tortoises, a rat, a mouse, a snapping turtle and 13 tarantulas. And I couldn't be happier. We are no longer in Wisconsin. We are in bullhead City, AZ. Yes. Life is beautiful. Posting on a phone is hard, though.

Why are the sister and nieces with you? Did they make the move as well?

 

[gman]

Why are the sister and nieces with you? Did they make the move as well?

They're setting up a jebus cult.

 

[zinfandel]

Why are the sister and nieces with you? Did they make the move as well?

Yeah....they're sort of my cross to bear. My sister is developmentally disabled and I had gotten custody of her because my family is full of retards. She ran off from the adult group home we had placed her in and came back with two kids in tow. She needs supervision with those kids so here I am. The place we have bought has a "granny flat" so she can have some independence while at the same time allowing us to check in and make sure the girls, age two and three, are being bathed, fed, teeth brushed etc.

They're setting up a jebus cult.

Actually, we worship the all powerful Raptor Jesus.

 

[LilyCuster]

Yeah....they're sort of my cross to bear. My sister is developmentally disabled and I had gotten custody of her because my family is full of retards. She ran off from the adult group home we had placed her in and came back with two kids in tow. She needs supervision with those kids so here I am. The place we have bought has a "granny flat" so she can have some independence while at the same time allowing us to check in and make sure the girls, age two and three, are being bathed, fed, teeth brushed etc.

Actually, we worship the all powerful Raptor Jesus.

Damn. That's a handful!

 

[D.N.R.]

Yeah....they're sort of my cross to bear. My sister is developmentally disabled and I had gotten custody of her because my family is full of retards. She ran off from the adult group home we had placed her in and came back with two kids in tow. She needs supervision with those kids so here I am. The place we have bought has a "granny flat" so she can have some independence while at the same time allowing us to check in and make sure the girls, age two and three, are being bathed, fed, teeth brushed etc.

Actually, we worship the all powerful Raptor Jesus.

Kudos to you.