🌲 The Great Cannabis Thread! 🌲

[Christopher Hitchens]

Post your pictures and thoughts of weed and weed smoking! Some prompts to help kick this shizzle off:
1. Indica vs Sativa and why?
2. How do you ingest you herb and why? Edibles recipes welcome!
3. How did you get introduced to that SWEET Mary Jane?
4. Things to do indoors while high?
5. Things to do outdoors while high?
6. Great strains, brands, etc?
7. Favorite stoner movie and why?
8. Embarrassing or funny story that revolves around getting high?

So what’s up? Turn off your mind relax and float downstream

 

[Bad Hippo]

Weed: it stinks like shit, and turns stupid people into complete fucking innumerate morons.

But, it also functions as a great way to alert yourself to the fact that you're being approached by fucking morons, when you smell them on the wind.

Edit: Congrats to everyone who has emoted negatively to MY opinion. You've outed yourself as one of the stupid people I've mentioned above. And you probably smell too.

 

[Theseus]

 

[Bad Hippo]

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Those are some nice steps.

 

[Theseus]

Those are some nice steps.

And weeds 🤣

 

[Bad Hippo]

And weeds 🤣

I'm not very green-fingered. If it ai't a tree, and it's not grass, then it's a weed. Sometimes, those weeds have flowers. Still fucking weeds.

 

[Theseus]

I'm not very green-fingered. If it ai't a tree, and it's not grass, then it's a weed. Sometimes, those weeds have flowers. Still fucking weeds.

A lot of them are actually edible lol like purslane dandy lions ext

 

[Bad Hippo]

A lot of them are actually edible lol like purslane dandy lions ext

I don't doubt it. I've been known to partake in "vegetables" as part of my dietary intake, but if it was growing in the wild (or in a field), I'd probably not recognise it for what it is. Except wheat, and oil-seed rape - I know what that looks like, as it's all the farmers round here seem to fucking grow these days...

 

[Chief Queef]

I had a great time going through various Utah national parks. We had plenty of weed and sampled various dispensaries along the border...

 

[Theseus]

I don't doubt it. I've been known to partake in "vegetables" as part of my dietary intake, but if it was growing in the wild (or in a field), I'd probably not recognise it for what it is. Except wheat, and oil-seed rape - I know what that looks like, as it's all the farmers round here seem to fucking grow these days...

The farmers here only grow beans and corn 🤣 we have a green house nearby that grows weed tho 😂

 

[yotgguitar]

Cannabis?..... never heard of it...

 

[hedgerow]

just for the record, let me say drugs are bad, although sometimes they feel good

 

[Theseus]

just for the record, let me say drugs are bad, although sometimes they feel good

Drugs are good but to much of anything good is bad 🤣🤘🏻

 

[Anonymous Coward]

 

[Theseus]

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Nice buds but is that a BB gun 🤣

 

[Private Joker]

Weed: it stinks like shit, and turns stupid people into complete fucking innumerate morons.

But, it also functions as a great way to alert yourself to the fact that you're being approached by fucking morons, when you smell them on the wind.

Sounds like someone didn't have a good time 😕

 

[Amalgamation]

I buy 50, 1-gram joints at a time.
Usually twice a month, sometimes three.
When my tolerance is high, I buy wax.
Once that tolerance is raised, back to bud.
Repeat.

Typically I buy wax with the joints in case, always at least a gram.

About to treat myself and line some wax along the next pre-roll.

Edibles are fucking pointless. I have to eat enough to make myself sick.

 

[Ellzibette]

I don't like weed. Final answer.

 

[mrln]

indica at night because it relaxes me and sativa during the day. it has more pep to it.
i smoke it. when i ingest it,it messes with my stomach. when that happens,ill smoke to make my stomach feel better. then im TOO high and i dont like it because its not that enjoyable.
what about you ivan? since you asked these questions. what are your responses to all them?

 

[McM]

Nahh, would disturb my wellbeing nowadays.
But have smoked hash for a long time since the '70s. Wasn't bad.
Back then, we still had Red or Yellow Lebanese; long time not seen. Maybe due to the fucked-up situation in the Middle East for decades.