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Imagine rolling up to someone's house sitting on their vehicle and just ignoring them when they tell you to get the fuck on numerous times... all while they clearly are armed. Looks like they earned it.
 
Two Italian men get on a bus...

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
 
Sooo many thoughts to unpack here. First….what the Fuck language are they speaking? Is there a translator or hood-decoder ring? Secondly…kudos for American gun violence.
 
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