19 crimes Wine

[snatch]

Irish, English, Northern France. There's no Branko Slobabdobovic in my tree.

You got a slav in the closet my friend...

 

[D.O.A.]

Children raising children
What,s the number on how many didnt make shore? What a shit sail that must ha been.

Plenty died. thousands. Mostly because they were in a shit state since the day they were born in England. They died from sickness you expect from weak emaciated peasants/prisoners in the 18th century. They threw them overboard.

You got a slav in the closet my friend...

My nose is big and breaks easily, jew traits?

 

[snatch]

Didnt ned kelly sire 99.6 % of the

Plenty died. thousands. Mostly because they were in a shit state since the day they were born in England. They died from sickness you expect from weak emaciated peasants/prisoners in the 18th century.



My nose is big and breaks easily, jew traits?

I read the thorn birds.


I know the heinous trip was still appealing compared to the "civilization" they were leaving. I always took a shine for the type of person who survived and thrived when the scratching was thin at best.
Ural mountains for that nose, mebbe

 

[D.O.A.]

Didnt ned kelly sire 99.6 % of the

I read the thorn birds.


I know the heinous trip was still appealing compared to the "civilization" they were leaving. I always took a shine for the type of person who survived and thrived when the scratching was thin at best.
Ural mountains for that nose, mebbe

It was a shit life when you got here, at first. Once you did your time you would get on with it but until then you were property of the crown. My 4th great grandmother married some dude here, but she kept fucking up (kleptomaniac I think) so he just "returned her to the crown for disposal". Slave life.

 

[snatch]

It was a shit life when you got here, at first. Once you did your time you would get on with it but until then you were property of the crown. My 4th great grandmother married some dude here, but she kept fucking up (kleptomaniac I think) so he just "returned her to the crown for disposal". Slave life.

Country has turned out some of the finest butchers and killers. And that boomerang...crazy shit man

 

[D.O.A.]

Country has turned out some of the finest butchers and killers. And that boomerang...crazy shit man

I think any white aussie who's been here for generations should know exactly how the fuck they ended up here and not in some shithole like the east end of london circa 1800. People who aren't interested in their own history make me sad. It's free to find all this stuff and you don't have to be sherlock holmes. If you're a nigger though it's understandable you don't want to be reading about other niggers all day.

 

[snatch]

I think any white aussie who's been here for generations should know exactly how the fuck they ended up here and not in some shithole like the east end of london circa 1800. People who aren't interested in their own history make me sad. It's free to find all this stuff and you don't have to be sherlock holmes. If you're a nigger though it's understandable you don't want to be reading about other niggers all day.

Aye. My people come from the land of the ice and snow with a few stopovers to sell my forebitches. They at least knew the value of a woman with a strong back.

 

[D.O.A.]

Aye. My people come from the land of the ice and snow with a few stopovers to sell my forebitches. They at least knew the value of a woman with a strong back.

Nice back! but what about those tudor hips? need to sire a stable as most of the children will die during childbirth, plagues or war

 

[snatch]

Nice back! but what about those tudor hips? need to sire a stable as most of the children will die during childbirth, plagues or war

I was chosen from the hordes as the best brood mare christendom had to offer...

And by dag i produced

Ive done my bit...you?

 

[D.O.A.]

I was chosen from the hordes as the best brood mare christendom had to offer...

And by dag i produced

Ive done my bit...you?

Others can carry the mantle. I might be interested in where I spawned from, but I don't give a fuck what I'm leaving. I was born in the wrong timeline.

 

[snatch]

Others can carry the mantle. I might be interested in where I spawned from, but I don't give a fuck what I'm leaving. I was born in the wrong timeline.

Dare i say that as spangled as yer personality and penis portray, yer a damn nerd that needs a meaty bit of bouncy to feed his soul.

 

[D.O.A.]

Dare i say that as spangled as yer personality and penis portray, yer a damn nerd that needs a meaty bit of bouncy to feed his soul.

My irish ancestors had red hair none of us had a soul to begin with

 

[snatch]

My irish ancestors had red hair none of us had a soul to begin with

I wager some tart will wear you down once your hairline is as raped as the reef

 

[D.O.A.]

I wager some tart will wear you down once your hairline is as raped as the reef

My hairline is like the reef, once you go out back deeper it's fine, it's just the bit in the sun at the start that's fucked

 

[McM]

hairline

The parking lots?

 

[DeathsDoor]

Got a bottle for tonight!

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[snatch]

My hairline is like the reef, once you go out back deeper it's fine, it's just the bit in the sun at the start that's fucked

That nose keeps the eyes off the hair.
Your dick just boggles the mind.
Choose a distraction.

 

[cadaver1]

Nineteen crimes turned criminals into colonists. Upon conviction British rogues guilty of a least one of the 19 crimes were sentenced to live in Australia, rather than death. This punishment by "transportation" began in 1783 and many of the lawless died at sea. For the rough-hewn prisoners who made it to shore, a new world awaited. As pioneers in a frontier penal colony, they forged a new country and new lives, brick by brick. This wine celebrates the rules they broke and the culture they built.

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Cheers to the Infamous | 19 Crimes​

1. Grand Larceny, theft above the value of one shilling
2. Petty Larceny, theft under one shilling.
3. Buying or receiving stolen goods, jewels, and plate...
4. Stealing lead, iron, or copper, or buying or receiving.
5. Impersonating an Egyptian.
6. Stealing from furnished lodgings.
7. Setting fire to underwood.
8. Stealing letters, advancing the postage, and secreting the money.
9. Assault with an intent to rob.
10. Stealing fish from a pond or river.
11. Stealing roots, trees, or plants, or destroying them.
12. Bigamy.
13. Assaulting, cutting, or burning clothes.
14. Counterfeiting the copper coin...
15. Clandestine marriage.
16. Stealing a shroud out of a grave.
17. Watermen carrying too many passengers on the Thames, if any drowned.
18. Incorrigible rogues who broke out of Prison and persons reprieved from capital punishment.
19. Embeuling Naval Stores, in certain cases.

WHOA that's some pretty heavy crimes there.

 

[DeathsDoor]

WHOA that's some pretty heavy crimes there.

Nice wine too!

 

[cadaver1]

Nice wine too!

The picture looks sort of familiar. I think i had seen it advertised near the city. I am not a wine drinker but i might have to try a bottle.