Police 3 fat ghetto pigs get arrested over a pizza and $1

[Super Kirbo]

they dont need the pizza

First line of 911 call

"Can i get a pizza "

 

[Elmondo]

they dont need the pizza

First line of 911 call

"Can i get a pizza "

That's a lot to ask of clothes.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

It's a definite fact they don't need the pizza and I think the $12 would be happier in someone else's posession. Those three should all be sentenced to a year of fat camp before being sent off to the ovens. As it should pertain fat camp is not to help them it's so they can fit through the oven door

 

[SpudzMcKenzie]

Black square edit guy working overtime

 

[BrainsBlowedOut]

All this over a dollar charge. What these girls call --"The principle."
A) I doubt they even know the definition of "principle"...they probably think its a guy that works at a school.
B) They are ignorant as fk.

 

[Blood_Sport]

They already have stuffed crusts..

 

[Mr. Meat Sled]

"It's the principalities of it Smokey, You playing with my money!"

 

[Millhouse]

The noise and, I imagine, the smell of these hungry baboons must be unbearable.

 

[wiggins]

Even the two dimensional shapes are black...

"Cocco, what's your last name?"

"Pops"

 

[markymark6373]

 

[jslay427]

Imagine them 3 arriving to the ball in a Pumpkin chariot Cinderella style.

 

[District99]

Gotta admire those cops, what a constant nag

 

[dildo_swaggins]

was waiting for that fat fucking hippo with glasses to sit on that cops face and him saying: ' I Can't Breathe"

 

[dildo_swaggins]

The noise and, I imagine, the smell of these hungry baboons must be unbearable.

And - you'd need to tie a plank to your arse if you tried to fuck the fatty with glasses or you'd fall into a smelly hole

 

[Infidel Castro]

These cops need medals of valor, for doing their duties under extreme danger and personal risk, just imagine if one of the land whales tripped on to one of them.

 

[tonyninetoes]

Tacks ?!? Oh hell naw ! Wa chu mean tacks !?



Tax

 

[CunningLinguist]

They were trying to get over because of their good looks and natural sex appeal

 

[Tinkle_Star]

Imagine them 3 arriving to the ball in a Pumpkin chariot Cinderella style.

They would fry that damn pumpkin coach up in lard, smother salt and butter all over it, then shove it down their big old black hatches…

 

[jslay427]

They would fry that damn pumpkin coach up in lard, smother salt and butter all over it, then shove it down their big old black hatches…

Their bodies would reject it unless coated in hot cheetos

 

[Tinkle_Star]

Their bodies would reject it unless coated in hot cheetos

Damn, forgot the Hot Cheetos!