30-YEAR build-up of smegma

[mrln]

see now? so women still want their men to have extra skin? and risk that? let alone the dude not being so attentive to his just as he should be. as im sure some women have high blood pressure because the salty flavour at the end of the day.
giving that guy a blow job musta tasted good!

 

[Denim Chicken]

This is why I shower every 29 years and not every 30

 

[badangel7]

24yrs of not properly cleaning him 😳
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i was very surprised when this didn't turn into an orgy...
then i remembered it was posted by a woman... 🤣

 

[Necroplant]

Our sex-ed teacher in grade 6 emphasized the "clean your penis" part, without awkwardness. It probably did have an impact on me, being uncircumcized which I don't mind at all. Education matters, and no chunks of smega for me .

 

[ThunderCat]

So both him and his wife never pulled back his foreskin for 30 years? Sucking him off must've been like Stilton.

Ffs....Think i might Gag if i think of this during that time if i ever have a new partner and i dunno.their washing.habits....😂🤣
Some men do STINK and I've had to.walk (well RUN away) in.the past. 🤣

 

[toxicologist]

Lucky he didn't cause a massive infection and need a penis amputation.

It’s unlucky I would love the thought of him having a penis amputated but suppose it would not make a difference to him not like he used it or anything.

 

[TOOSEE]

You

This seems to be an issue for some.. wash your dick 🤮

24yrs of not properly cleaning him 😳

Dumb black cunt. How fuckin feral do ya have to be? My 8 year old son knows how to keep himself clean. Wouldnt ya think that if it smells, first bus is to wash it? Huh? Huh? Im goonna hit some cunt soon.............

 

[MrTrousers]

I suppose the lemonade portion of this tale of woe is the couple did not reproduce.

Do you recon that’s why she always put it off? I’d imagine you could smell it before the skin was pulled back!

 

[DrGoodEvil]

Megasmegma

Smegmadon

 

[Interregnum]

Ffs....Think i might Gag if i think of this during that time if i ever have a new partner and i dunno.their washing.habits....😂🤣
Some men do STINK and I've had to.walk (well RUN away) in.the past. 🤣

i would totally eat your smegma and flush it down my throat with your period blood. stare deep into your eyes and thank you without any emotion like a creep on crack

 

[Hardlink]

Holy hell man, 30 years would make me go fucking crazy

 

[Bill Murray]

Joe Biden has smegma breath

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

 

[gutsgore]

How can someone not know that the penis must be cleaned?

 

[Hellride]

If I'm not using my dick for 30 years, put me into a wood chipper and let me end it.