animals A Born Killer

[ZeroK]

 

[CunningLinguist]

She's no killer. She just needs love.

 

[Bad Hippo]

She makes the same noise as my old Atari 2600, when I was playing "Asteroids".

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

A baby swamp puppy very cute. For a little while.

 

[LowkeyRenHana]

 

[DokraOwl]

If dinosaurs were still alive the velociraptor would have been domesticated just as the wolf was made into a dog. Everyone would have different breeds of dinosaurs as pets. It would have been glorious. There would even have been illicit underground dinosaur fights, but it would be frowned upon and considered cruel and only legal in Mexico and parts of Spain. Imagine a bull fight only with a T-rex and instead of getting gored the Matador gets fucking eaten. The Running of the Tyrannosaurses would be an annual festival, dozens of revelers would die and hundreds would be injured, but that would be considered part of the fun and tradition.

 

[Bad Hippo]

If dinosaurs were still alive the velociraptor would have been domesticated just as the wolf was made into a dog. Everyone would have different breeds of dinosaurs as pets. It would have been glorious. There would even have been illicit underground dinosaur fights, but it would be frowned upon and considered cruel and only legal in Mexico and parts of Spain. Imagine a bull fight only with a T-rex and instead of getting gored the Matador gets fucking eaten. The Running of the Tyrannosaurses would be an annual festival, dozens of revelers would die and hundreds would be injured, but that would be considered part of the fun and tradition.

The runners who failed to survive the T-Rex stampede in Toledo would be said to "have been T-recked".

 

[AnaofTheHills]

If Dinosaurs were still alive Putin would have used them to level out Ukraine… and Poland , and Sweden. “ oops! didn’t mean to squash your downtown Warsaw!”

 

[Norme DePlume]

If Dinosaurs were still alive Putin would have used them to level out Ukraine… and Poland , and Sweden. “ oops! didn’t mean to squash your downtown Warsaw!”

"Don't worry, boys. In less than a
week the Specially Incompetent
Operation will be over. Charge!"​

 

[LittleSilIy]

Aww. Someone's hangry. Finger buffet for the swampy!

 

[LowkeyRenHana]

If dinosaurs were still alive the velociraptor would have been domesticated just as the wolf was made into a dog. Everyone would have different breeds of dinosaurs as pets. It would have been glorious. There would even have been illicit underground dinosaur fights, but it would be frowned upon and considered cruel and only legal in Mexico and parts of Spain. Imagine a bull fight only with a T-rex and instead of getting gored the Matador gets fucking eaten. The Running of the Tyrannosaurses would be an annual festival, dozens of revelers would die and hundreds would be injured, but that would be considered part of the fun and tradition.

Imagine flying on a pterodactyl to work. Getting caught in air traffic and brawling other drivers. Had a few beers before you flew home? Yeah, DUI.

 

[jfkisafk]

bite its head off, now thats gore

 

[ThunderCat]

If dinosaurs were still alive the velociraptor would have been domesticated just as the wolf was made into a dog. Everyone would have different breeds of dinosaurs as pets. It would have been glorious. There would even have been illicit underground dinosaur fights, but it would be frowned upon and considered cruel and only legal in Mexico and parts of Spain. Imagine a bull fight only with a T-rex and instead of getting gored the Matador gets fucking eaten. The Running of the Tyrannosaurses would be an annual festival, dozens of revelers would die and hundreds would be injured, but that would be considered part of the fun and tradition.

I'd have a baby T.rex And keep it in my fields..🤣
Train it to eat all the wrongens on this planet..

 

[Bender41]

If dinosaurs were still alive the velociraptor would have been domesticated just as the wolf was made into a dog. Everyone would have different breeds of dinosaurs as pets. It would have been glorious. There would even have been illicit underground dinosaur fights, but it would be frowned upon and considered cruel and only legal in Mexico and parts of Spain. Imagine a bull fight only with a T-rex and instead of getting gored the Matador gets fucking eaten. The Running of the Tyrannosaurses would be an annual festival, dozens of revelers would die and hundreds would be injured, but that would be considered part of the fun and tradition.

Wow that would be a perfect world

 

[Jeffroush56]

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Let that motherfucker get 6 feet and then stick your finger or arm in his mouth

 

[Harumph]

They make great boots, belts and fried tails! The leather is almost as durable as shark and elephant skins, yet better than ostrich, lizard and snake on the exotic scale. Get it, scale?
🐊

 

[M4Operator101]

crazy to think such a cute thing can become one of earth's most ruthless killers.

 

[Bad Hippo]

crazy to think such a cute thing can become one of earth's most ruthless killers.

Yeah, but what about the crocodile?