I started uni the other week in a small class, and there is this really fat wife, and i mean FAT all belly no arse now i have had 4 classes with her in the room my god see her breathing it could shake the fucking room now im no where near her but all i can hear is her wheezing and struggling to breathe and making sounds like snoring and exagerated breathing its fucking annoying and you want to know what the best part of it is she smokes big cigars and drinks a cans of monster to the point where im pritty sure i could get type 2 diabetis from standing too close to her she puts the advrage american to shame