Sgt.Stupid
If it's stupid and not works, it's fucking stupid.
Antique Chair with Secret Function.
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Major BBC.Antique Chair with Secret Function.
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Just because people expect me to not have a penis doesn't make me a chair...
Bizarre Brown Chair.Major BBC.
I bought it from your mother.This particular "chair" belongs to @Morally-Skewed-Hippo
So you admit to using it then, you faggot fuckI bought it from your mother.
"Prat"? Is that all you've got you skirt-wearing sweaty fucking sock?! Explains the mouth on you as you're from the dregs of the UK (Scotland), you mars-bar-frying fat bastard, you lot live in England's shadow and it explains why you cunts are so mouthy. Pure bitter jealousy, you thick inept bastards won't be at Euro 2024 in Germany, do you know why? BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING HOPELESS, TALENTLESS TRANSVESTITES.You tag me in a post, and then get upset when I retort in-kind? You're a special grade of spastic, ain't you?
But, we all know that deep down, you are just a closet homosexual - as many homophobes are.
BTW - my girlfriend thinks your reaction is "cute" and "He's a virgin, ain't he?". I think you're just a prat with a secret desire to suck a fat dick.
Wow.... finally the truth is revealed. Man, you have a LOT of fucking issues."Prat"? Is that all you've got you skirt-wearing sweaty fucking sock?! Explains the mouth on you as you're from the dregs of the UK (Scotland), you mars-bar-frying fat bastard, you lot live in England's shadow and it explains why you cunts are so mouthy. Pure bitter jealousy, you thick inept bastards won't be at Euro 2024 in Germany, do you know why? BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING HOPELESS, TALENTLESS TRANSVESTITES.
Claiming to buy something, and claiming to use something are two different things. You're obviously a retard, so I can see why that might not have entered your cretinous little brain.So you admit to using it then, you faggot fuck
Hahaha, I know what you sweaty socks are like, chump. Like I said before I study Wing Chun and I'm 10 stone; there's enough facts for you, I'll send a portrait picture over if your missus sends one of her gaping hole bent over? Deal?Wow.... finally the truth is revealed. Man, you have a LOT of fucking issues.
I'm not going to explain jack-shit to you, because you clearly have some TRULY WEIRD shit going on in your brain. Jealousy is the first thing that comes to mind. You are a fat, lonely man, who clearly spends their evenings jerking off to porn, and sobbing like a bitch when/if you come.
Hopeless? Talentless? Transvestite? Dude - you just outed yourself there. Hahahahahahahahaha
What does the SR stand for in your name? My money is on "Socially retarded".
Sure you do - because you suck cock for loose-change.I know what you sweaty socks are like, chump
Or maybe he's got a mighty wang of his own, and that wooden wonder is just to keep her loose and limber for him?What about the poor guy with the actual dick that has to come home and satisfy the woman who owns the chair? It’s like throwing a sausage down an alley
Depends how fit she is but knowing you scottish she'll be a fat, ginger smackhead. I was in Glasgow once, fucking hilarious, I stood watching this domestic outside this pub, this fat sweatpig was dishing out the punches to some bloke calling him "yer shitbag yer", happens often I reckon up there, totally without a moral-compass or any self-respect, that's why most are alcoholics and smackheads. Are you SNP btw?Sure you do - because you suck cock for loose-change.
The only thing you study is Dip-Shit.
Dude, you want to wank off over my girlfriend now? That's hawt. Weird, but hawt.
Denying it now are you? I'd be embarrassed as well if I was a sweaty sock. Faggot fuckI only live in Scotland. In much the same way that you only appear human.
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