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It’s an educational video on how to successfully catch a Vietnamese Wild @Rick James

The severed penises are jingle jangled around inside those tubes. When the Wild @Rick James grabs it, the penis retracts inside the tube which has a bear trap inside.

The BHD gel contains a specially formulated scent of prolapsed rectums to help lure the Wild @Rick James from their burrow. Quite clever really.
 

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It’s an educational video on how to successfully catch a Vietnamese Wild @Rick James

The severed penises are jingle jangled around inside those tubes. When the Wild @Rick James grabs it, the penis retracts inside the tube which has a bear trap inside.

The BHD gel contains a specially formulated scent of prolapsed rectums to help lure the Wild @Rick James from their burrow. Quite clever really.

When i finally discovered a gel that can keep severed penises jiggly for a few weeks after being severed… i had to market it. My capitalist instinct went into effect, so i created video and sent it to Hardware stores all around the world. Most of the hardware stores asked for me to never contact them again, but the Vietnamese hardware stores loved the product! This is the advertisement video they created. If any of you are interested in this product, let me know.
 

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When i finally discovered a gel that can keep severed penises jiggly for a few weeks after being severed… i had to market it. My capitalist instinct went into effect, so i created video and sent it to Hardware stores all around the world. Most of the hardware stores asked for me to never contact them again, but the Vietnamese hardware stores loved the product! This is the advertisement video they created. If any of you are interested in this product, let me know.
Does it also clear up the pimples on the end ?
 
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