Are permanent penis growth pills from pornhub ads legit? Seriously

[Jon N.]

I always wondered if there was some idiot out there that paid $89.99 for shipping and handling

And received some bull shit

So I'm here to ask anyone

What's the closest drug there is that can give a man, permanent penis growth

Besides viagra, and rhyno pills, those are temporary

Or is it all a huge scam for internet noobs with money????

there's also the option of implants.

 

[Bill Murray]

What's the closest drug there is that can give a man, permanent penis growth

stick a tic tac in your cock hole

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

They don't work at prescribed doses unless your dick is small to begin with. For an already decent sized dick you need to triple or quadruple the dosage and take them 6 times a day. Now I can't see when I drive without looking around my dick. I had to start driving a convertible because I was getting friction burns on it from the headliner.

 

[p28]

Take viagra and an antacid and a bit of caffeine....you'll be no worries.

 

[dwdays]

I do t know about those but the viagra eye drops make you look really hard

Side effects though…the drops can make you cockeyed.

 

[RattleHead]

1 guess who got a small dick.

 

[mrln]

do your kegel exercises

 

[whiteboyopie]

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Two heads are better than one .

 

[mrln]

idk if they work or not. but i like the peppermint hot chocolate though.

 

[wiggins]

what

The devil and Mr Wyoming are excellent at making shit posts. Both of you...eat shit and die.

What an innane post.

Are you like Michael Jackson?

A lighter shade of dark?

Or just a nasty little troll up to no good and so PC you are drowning in your own virtue signalling?

 

[D.O.A.]

I always wondered if there was some idiot out there that paid $89.99 for shipping and handling

And received some bull shit

So I'm here to ask anyone

What's the closest drug there is that can give a man, permanent penis growth

Besides viagra, and rhyno pills, those are temporary

Or is it all a huge scam for internet noobs with money????

Fuck around with your own DNA, alter the dong gene and inject that straight back into your cock

source: stem cells for idiots

 

[wiggins]

Fuck around with your own DNA, alter the dong gene and inject that straight back into your cock

source: stem cells for idiots

Xenografts are the 'great white hope' ( I hope I can stil say 'white'? Can we claim that for ourselves like the 14th letter of the alphabet word people claim the 14th letter of the alphabet word for themselves? As in 'I'm a Ebonic speaking 14thletterer') of all men and women wanting a large penis.

Once medical science comes up with the right anti rejection drugs then guys like Mr Hands can literally go stalion fuck himself...

 

[k0tp]

why do people want a big cock?

 

[badangel7]

YES WORK LIKE MIRACLE
BIG PENIS MAGIC PILL HORNY GIRLS
seriously dude BUY 10 OR 20 BOTTLES...

 

[curiouslonelygirl]

Why am I reading? I'm a woman.

 

[Graziani]

Captagon pills were the best for sex. (But not for letting your dick grow)
Even the shy and reluctant girls get horny from them. Good/soft speed.
Too bad they're not easily prescribed here anymore; only kids with narcolepsy still get them, so far I know.
Back then you just had to say something like 'tired on nightshift' to your doc and you got a 20-stripe.
Or ask the babes in the next brothel.
Sorry for the off-topic.

Murphy this pill is to not have fear

Why would the Islamic State group try to smuggle the 'drug of the Jihad' into Europe?

It's big in the Middle East and virtually unheard of in Europe — so why would the Islamic State group try to smuggle 14 tonnes of the drug Captagon into Italy?

www.abc.net.au

 

[ArmageddonWatcher]

Why am I reading? I'm a woman.

I'm a man, but I love to read about women.
Could be a testosterone thing though.

 

[septoct]

There not legit

 

[McM]

Murphy this pill is to not have fear

Why would the Islamic State group try to smuggle the 'drug of the Jihad' into Europe?

It's big in the Middle East and virtually unheard of in Europe — so why would the Islamic State group try to smuggle 14 tonnes of the drug Captagon into Italy?

www.abc.net.au

Laboratories from the Middle East are a main source of these pills now.
Good against any anxiety, yes. If I remember right it's been mentioned on the package leaflet back then.
But highly addictive.

 

[OHubbard93]

A black guy I unfortunately had the pleasure of working with in a kitchen said he wasn't living up to the nig-nog sterotype of length and said he practiced something called Jelqing that added an inch onto it. He used to tell alot of bullshit stories though, it got to a point where I would come up with the most crazy, out there, cracked up, false bullshit story of my own, just to see if he would top it, and he always managed to pull something out of his ass.

You will find so long as you don't have a tiny cock most women are pretty easy going with size.

Look it up if you want to look into it, as for that advertised shit you see on porn sites it's faker than a $3 bill...