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Artist "Afroman" Politely Asks Local Sheriff's Department to Help Repair His Door.
- Thread starter Amalgamation
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SPHINCTERPUNCH
THE SPHINCTER PUNCHER!
djdeeds
Constantly laughing at the world
Cops are the biggest criminals on the planet.
DokraOwl
Hooter
This is true 😭
Ranman
Well Known Member
A Lil long? No this is longer!
True story: names are changed to protect the innocent,
So my nephew whom lives in roswell New Mexico got involved with a woman in his neighborhood. Seems she was going through a divorce at the time. Her husband was the sheriff of roswell.
Nephew and her noticed the insurance premium was unrealistically high and went to have it adjusted to a correct value of the same size structure accordingly.
Well there just so happened to be a rash of arson cases around town and wouldn't ya know it, someone lit a car that was in her driveway on fire thereby setting fire to the structure.
Well the insurance company started looking into nephew and her as suspects! Surely it couldn't have been the sheriff right? I mean after all he's the sheriff!
In the interest of time spent writing this I'll pose you question, Who deals with criminal types all day every day? Cops! Who are the biggest crooks of all? Cops! Who do you think got busted on this one? Sheriff of roswell
True story: names are changed to protect the innocent,
So my nephew whom lives in roswell New Mexico got involved with a woman in his neighborhood. Seems she was going through a divorce at the time. Her husband was the sheriff of roswell.
Nephew and her noticed the insurance premium was unrealistically high and went to have it adjusted to a correct value of the same size structure accordingly.
Well there just so happened to be a rash of arson cases around town and wouldn't ya know it, someone lit a car that was in her driveway on fire thereby setting fire to the structure.
Well the insurance company started looking into nephew and her as suspects! Surely it couldn't have been the sheriff right? I mean after all he's the sheriff!
In the interest of time spent writing this I'll pose you question, Who deals with criminal types all day every day? Cops! Who are the biggest crooks of all? Cops! Who do you think got busted on this one? Sheriff of roswell
What a garbage
