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Funny Baby Early Start Pranking

My kid did not start drinking until he was 3. That baby is a prodigy.
Darn speech recognition! I said 'pranking,' not 'drinking,' then I didn't catch that the tablet wrote the wrong thing.
My 3 year old somehow managed to leave a turd on the floor, just inside of his bedroom. I started walking into his bedroom and I saw the turd and stopped. I looked over at him without saying a word, and he was sitting in this tiny rocking chair we bought him. With a straight face, he looks at me and says, "What?"
 
Darn speech recognition! I said 'pranking,' not 'drinking,' then I didn't catch that the tablet wrote the wrong thing.
My 3 year old somehow managed to leave a turd on the floor, just inside of his bedroom. I started walking into his bedroom and I saw the turd and stopped. I looked over at him without saying a word, and he was sitting in this tiny rocking chair we bought him. With a straight face, he looks at me and says, "What?"
No, that’s OK. ‘Drinking‘ is more appropriate, given your present company here.
Although, it’s a nice touch adding the ‘Turdgate’ scandal.
 
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