bizarre Beware of Ralph the Faggot (1 Viewer)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Friendly PSA to help you steer clear of the queers

 

[Ellzibette]

I wish I'd had the benefit of this video in my youth. I've fallen too many times for the "I'm a secret NBA talent scout" line and have wound up in some unfortunate circumstances with Democratic faggots.

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

Friendly PSA to help you steer clear of the queers

Nah, you're missing the trick there - the secret to avoiding them is to become one of them. Since I started wearing my Pink Star, I never see any queers - I think I scare them away. But, by identifying as a bisexual cockslut and fanny magnet, I can be as coarse and degenerate as I please, and I can never be homophobic or heterophobic: i'm slapbang in the middle. Sure, HydraGyrum keeps threatening to rape me (which is an odd thing for a straight man to tell a queer man - never threaten me with a good time, because eventually, I'll come a-calling, wanting to collect on it).

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

You're preoccupied with gay sex. It's almost like that's all you think about... 🤔

 

[Chief Queef]

I've never hitch hiked before and I've always assumed the price was fellation or sodomy. I'll walk, thank you...

 

[lechmich]

Those 60s Nintendo Switches were as big as a bus, and all they played was that tennis game!