disaster Big Yawn Then Passed Out

[Monkman777]

 

[Watercolor Whimsigore]

She was super focused on what she was doing, like she didn't even notice until the table moved. She's probably relieved the fuckers out.

 

[igotyour40acres]

Very loving relationship.

 

[SickToDeath]

What the fuck was that? A stretch?

 

[Irishrepublic]

You ever do a really big stretch and get a twinge in your back or is it just me?

 

[CunningLinguist]

Very loving relationship.

Based on what that yawn looked like, I have a feeling he's not interested in her that way.

 

[MysteryTraveler]

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[Pop Rokz]

I remember squatting down to rip a huge bong once. I pulled that shit and stood up too fast. Fell right over, knocked the table over and everything on it. That was the last time I took a hit while not seated or standing

 

[Tinkle_Star]

I have been doing that most of my life - it’s a vagal reaction, it happens a lot with constipation when straining…I was on fenty legally and illegally, so I was ‘stopped up’ a lot, once I rolled right of the seat and came to sitting up against the sink cabinet, but through-out my childhood I did that when yawning and stretching…but neither of my folks noticed…then again if they did they probably would ignore it as they had enough to deal with regarding my brother - I was being tested at school for dyslexia and my Dad threw a fit - I don’t think they notified my folks - I told them they took me to a special room, put headphones on me and I had to read these things on a screen or something - so Mom called and found out what it was about, next thing you know my Dad is there and hooting’ and hollering’ to stop the testing…I would find out later that I’m mildly dyslexic and have a major case of Discalculia (math dyslexia) also I have OCD which makes me just as Neurodivergent as my Autistic bro…My IQ is 140 but due to the Neurodivergence the smarts can’t get to the pathways to come out and be expressed…I’m totally fucked…at one point in life I had five autoimmune disorders: Endometriosis, PCOS, RSD, Fibromyalgia and Seborrhea dermatitis and I may have UC, but after menopause the first two are over with…and I’m an anomaly as my appendix is under my liver…I don’t have a gene-pool I have a cesspool…Good thing I didn’t have any kids as they would have ended up with missing or extra limbs…

 

[Soul Shiver]

That Asian probably did something illegal in his countru like weed and he'll probably end up getting the death penalty, poor guy

 

[Richard 1986]

What happened @Flatus Tube ??

 

[Flatus Tube]

What happened @Flatus Tube ??

It’s what @Tinkle_Star mentioned (for info more common in neurodivergent people).

Vasovagal reaction. Vaso (blood vessels) vagal (triggered by the vagus nerve.

Under straining or odd positions the blood pressure sensors in the carotid arteries detect a rise in pressure and overreact, triggering the blood vessels to dilate and the heart to slow down. This is an attempt to normalise what the body believes is a sudden increase in blood pressure.

Some people get vasovagal reactions to smaller stimuli. So pass out or go dizzy more frequently.

PS

If you want to use a combination of this and low blood carbon dioxide to mimic the effects of poppers, take 15-20 huge breaths in an out quickly. On the last breath holding and squeeze your muscles to push blood up to your head. Ensure you’re sat on a bed or sofa in case you flop over 😂. (I mean don’t try this at home kids).

 

[Htos1av]

I remember squatting down to rip a huge bong once. I pulled that shit and stood up too fast. Fell right over, knocked the table over and everything on it. That was the last time I took a hit while not seated or standing

My buddy Austin...we were in the garage with Viet Namese purple indicus-broke the bong, too.

 

[REDRUM616]

He got a whiff of you pussy

 

[Graziani]

Cocaine