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21 people turn up, and do fuck all 😂.
They were fascinated with the biker flipping around like a fish out of water, and as usual nobody would help the dumb ass 😂😂
GuanoLoco
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It's a scootercycle rider, who gives a fuck about the twat. I'd stand there and point, laugh and wait for him to die. Then point and laugh harder!
That was an epic performance by newcomer to the field of Urban Acrobatics, A. Biker.
He got a good lick of speed as he approached the car-shaped vault-horse, starting in the "Easy Rider" position, he progressed to "The Vertical Plank" (earning bonus points with his stylistic "Rear-head Glass Smash"), before continuing into "Superman Launch", the classic "I caught a fish and it was THIS long", before angling himself in a split-second for the tried and tested "Final Faceplant" landing.
A superb combination of forms, and all performed at a blistering pace - A. Biker will go far in Urban Acrobatics. All the way to the Emergency Room.
Entrance: 9/10
Difficulty: 9/10
Style: 10/10
Landing: 6/10
He got a good lick of speed as he approached the car-shaped vault-horse, starting in the "Easy Rider" position, he progressed to "The Vertical Plank" (earning bonus points with his stylistic "Rear-head Glass Smash"), before continuing into "Superman Launch", the classic "I caught a fish and it was THIS long", before angling himself in a split-second for the tried and tested "Final Faceplant" landing.
A superb combination of forms, and all performed at a blistering pace - A. Biker will go far in Urban Acrobatics. All the way to the Emergency Room.
Entrance: 9/10
Difficulty: 9/10
Style: 10/10
Landing: 6/10
