bizarre Billie Jean (1 Viewer)

[Cass714]

"BILLIE JEAN, IS NOT MY LOVER, SHES JUST A GIRL THAT THINKS THAT I AM THE 1"!!!
HELLS NO!!! - "IM DEF NOT THE 1 !!!
SHE WAS NO BEAUTY QUEEN, THATS FOR SURE!!!

WHAT A BODY, I COULDNT TELL WHERE HER NECK ENDED AND HE TITS BEGAN!!!

SHE LOOKS LIKE A STRETCH ARMSTRONG TOY!!! " SERIOUSLY"!!!

 

[mystery_man]

on a scale of 1-10, that thing is minus one million.

 

[Smokey_Felton]

I engaged in an orgy with her and one of her friends, and a few of the members of the band after last call at a bar on Tatooine once.

 

[eksy]

She's not much of a looker, but she sure can cut a rug, I'd fuck her.

I haven't seen this idiom before and at first I was sure you're talking about her personal grooming skills.

GG, makes learning fun. ✨

 

[Bruno Puntz Jones]

I was thinking more along the lines of Thriller you know, "The funk of 40,000 years..."

Great one! That made me laugh out loud.

 

[Milfhunter]

Push it in the vulcano. But I dont think the godz want that thing.

 

[Smokey_Felton]

I haven't seen this idiom before and at first I was sure you're talking about her personal grooming skills.

GG, makes learning fun. ✨

I'm talking about sexy, and smackin' that shit.

 

[wiggins]

Aussie abbo?

Yes. Alas...

 

[Wayne Kümmertz]

View attachment 773691

 

[wiggins]

View attachment 773691

Jeez Zero, she's really let her self go...

 

[Dolly]

Gurgled?

 

[wiggins]

Gurgled?

You sound like she's just slid in beside you in bed naked in the middle of the night...

 

[Dolly]

You sound like she's just slid in beside you in bed naked in the middle of the night...

"Slid"? That doesn't seem quite fitting for someone of her weight. I reckon she could only "badoomf" into a bed,

 

[dwdays]

I’m gonna need counseling after watching this. This abomination will give me nightmares.

As Gunts go….she has a good one.

 

[420Daddy]

she would survive a car crash

 

[Monkman777]

 

[wiggins]

"Slid"? That doesn't seem quite fitting for someone of her weight. I reckon she could only "badoomf" into a bed,
View attachment 773769

Nightmares are seldom logical...

Bless you Dolly!

 

[Nobbler]

Oh please, my eyes are not a toilet. That’s enough to make you want to bat for the other side.

 

[Asspipe]

Put her a top hat, bow tie and hand her a cane. She’ll be nigga cheeseView attachment 773709

Cheese is a real winner, and yet won’t spoil my dinner. I hanker for a hunka cheese! Yah-woo!

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

I had to show this one to my husband.
He just said, "Uh".
My sentiments exactly..😆