bizarre Catching Durians

[Monkman777]

 

[Harumph]

They're practicing for the Baby Dropping competition in this year's Paris Olympics, which will be held at the Eiffel Tower. Clearly they are the favorites for a gold medal if they can avoid any doping scandal unlike the Russian and Chinese teams! Too many performance enhancing drugs can cause dropsy or "oopsie" as it's called in the sport, which invariably ends careers in Baby Dropping.

 

[DokraOwl]

Mother: My son, how did he die?
Police: He was struck by a coconut-like fruit, we're not quite sure what it was only that it obliterated his skull on contact, it was traveling at supersonic speeds you see.
Mother: I told him collecting fruit was dangerous, that he should work down in the asbestos mine instead where it's safe, but he was a risk taker.

 

[AdaBull]

Enjoy the early arthritis

 

[wiggins]

They're practicing for the Baby Dropping competition in this year's Paris Olympics, which will be held at the Eiffel Tower. Clearly they are the favorites for a gold medal if they can avoid any doping scandal unlike the Russian and Chinese teams! Too many performance enhancing drugs can cause dropsy or "oopsie" as it's called in the sport, which invariably ends careers in Baby Dropping.

The really important gold medals go to those who can birth one of these foul smelling fruit...

 

[lovestruck]

I can see a work-related accident going to happen soon.

 

[Interregnum]

where was the headshot i was waiting for

 

[Russellmark11]

Or you could just set up a net.

 

[LET'S GORE !]

If you extend your arms to long you get that balancing motion durian right in the balls ! and durian are very spiky on top of that !!!

 

[Nobbler]

repetitive strain injury coming up, also a big bollock danger.