animals Caveman Instinct Kicked In

[Monkman777]

 

[djdeeds]

Every time I catch my mother in law snooping through my pantry I have to do this .

 

[DokraOwl]

The last major ice age only just ended, so as a species we have lived less than 1% of our entire existence in this post-"cave man" time. My personal opinion has always been that we are still cave men, we just ran out of caves. The substitute is building a cave, we call them houses. Made of clay bricks and limestone mortar, they are chemically identical to caves... even heated with our old friend fire - who we hide away in a boiler or hot water tank, but rest assured, still there nonetheless. Even our befriended wolf, now a domestic dog, still guards the perimiter. And instead of a spear, we have a gun, the job to poke a hole in an intruder still the same. We have to tell our children not to draw on the walls, as if the inherent desire to depict figures and ideas on the wall was unusual, when we know it's perfectly normal, modern cave paintings.

 

[hedgerow]

now that his testosterone level is up, i hope the caveman grabs that pretty bitch by her hair, drags her into the mancave, and fucks the shit out of her

 

[Jizdrop1]

Well played Sir!