fights Chinese Restaurant Messed Up...

[Amata]

Back story:

恐怖有片瘋傳｜四男在火鍋店MMA　一言不合熱湯照頭淋！

街頭打架片段愈來愈多，最近網上又瘋傳一條打架片，片中有四個男人大打出手，地點應該是吃火鍋的店子。四個男人分別坐在兩邊，相信都是二人同行食飯

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A horror video is going viral | Four men engage in MMA at a hotpot restaurant, and a disagreement leads to hot soup pouring over their heads!

 

[CunningLinguist]

That shirtless guy got an armpit hair in the bat soup.

 

[Judy Stroyer]

Hot soup full of gutter oil is a bitch.

 

[D.O.A.]

Shirtless guy lobbing incendiary rounds

 

[Smashyy]

MMA? Looks like a round of dodge ball to me.

 

[Yvetteo! >_<]

That shirtless guy got an armpit hair in the bat soup.

Ew wtf, I would kill myself if I found that fuckass hair in my soup

 

[SickToDeath]

Here's some of the translation...

"Zhey four man, firs' time gather 'togetha, den two closess' begin fo' fight-ah! Zhey two standin' in ze back, pick up items from ze table den zrow at each oza! Evryone know, hot pot place always got hot soup, ya? One of zem scoop hot soup, den zrow at ze oza! Situation start escalatin', evrysing in ze shop go flyin'! During zis time, someman look like ze owna' try fo' persuade zem stop, but horsey no listen! Zhey four man fight, zrow evrysing all ze way from inside ze shop to outside, shop all destroy-ed. Zis clip go all over ze interweb, incident happen in 2019, ya?"

 

[Belthrak]

Goddamn

 

[Belthrak]

I wonder what was the last thing they said that immediately triggered dudes to stand up

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

That shirtless guy got an armpit hair in the bat soup.

is that a bat soup or a rat soup?

 

[Joker1981]

food fight?

 

[Amata]

That shirtless guy got an armpit hair in the bat soup.

Yuck.... going through the comments just now, and beside me on the table top... a bowl of steaming chicken soup (fact, not joking - blame it on synchronicity...))

 

[Amata]

Ew wtf, I would kill myself if I found that fuckass hair in my soup

Noooo! That's victim blaming....

 

[Amata]

MMA? Looks like a round of dodge ball to me.

I think the person who wrote that was being sarcastic (not me, I took it from the source).

 

[CunningLinguist]

Yuck.... going through the comments just now, and beside me on the table top... a bowl of steaming chicken soup (fact, not joking - blame it on synchronicity...))

Chicken soup is not the same as bat soup. It would be synchronicity if you happen to be enjoying a bowl of bat soup at the same moment you watch the video. Even more so if you're soup had Chinese armpit hair in it.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Ew wtf, I would kill myself if I found that fuckass hair in my soup

Your life is too precious to end it over and armpit hair in your bat soup. Kill the cook, but make sure somebody video records.

 

[Yvetteo! >_<]

Your life is too precious to end it over and armpit hair in your bat soup. Kill the cook, but make sure somebody video records.

Me likey likey on how u think sir

 

[Amata]

Chicken soup is not the same as bat soup. It would be synchronicity if you happen to be enjoying a bowl of bat soup at the same moment you watch the video. Even more so if you're soup had Chinese armpit hair in it.

Okay. The right word would be "coincidence" - My setting down a bowl of chicken soup on the table beside the laptop, and almost simultaneously taking in your comment, referring to a "Chinese armpit hair" in the "bat soup" is an (unfortunate) coincidence. ("Unfortunate" since it affected my appetite...)

I emphasized "comment" since we cannot know whether the pots in the video did indeed contain "bat soup". Obviously, likewise, the "Chinese armpit hair" needs to be ignored in this issue, due to the absence of any kind of Chinese person in my immediate environment, let alone..."shirtless".
Thus the coincidence hangs on "soup".

(Trivial detail: chickens and bats both have wings.)

 

[CunningLinguist]

(Trivial detail: chickens and bats both have wings.)

Coincidentally, I'm sitting down to a bowl of airplane soup right now.

 

[Amata]

Coincidentally, I'm sitting down to a bowl of airplane soup right now.

Ah! Are you flying over Cullen right now?