bizarre Chink On Bed (1 Viewer)

[Lord Gutsy]

China - ouch

 

[Adam_Zapple]

No wonder these guys are shit drivers... They can't get out of bed without crashing to the floor!

 

[Lepeka]

Meanwhile the other person in bed just keep on sleeping

 

[igotyour40acres]

The nerve of these people...thinking that gravity doesn't apply to them.

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

That's what the step ladder is for, dummy. Actually, he acts like he got into the Chinese booze a little too heavily. He just wanted to pee and come back...

 

[Dr Deacon]

Alternate plot - guy is a cuckold and the bloke in the lower bunk is fucking his wife. They drugged the cuckold and popped him in the top bunk out of the way so they could have a bit of "yellow slanty love". Cuckold wakes up, wants a piss,, falls to the floor, not realising he's not in bed with his own wife.

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

Alternate plot - guy is a cuckold and the bloke in the lower bunk is fucking his wife. They drugged the cuckold and popped him in the top bunk out of the way so they could have a bit of "yellow slanty love". Cuckold wakes up, wants a piss,, falls to the floor, not realising he's not in bed with his own wife.

You put way too much effort into that fantasy. Is Chinko-Cuck porn your thing?

 

[Russellmark11]

3 people in a bunk bed. Geez no wonder they don't mind tight and crowded spaces when they grow up.

 

[GarGoil]

3 people in a bunk bed. Geez no wonder they don't mind tight and crowded spaces when they grow up.

I did not even notice the third person, since they gave no fucks for their roommate that just cracked his head on the floor.

 

[macread]

I once fell from the top bunk on an oil rig and the fucking whack I got to the hip and forehead didn't half wake me, I think the boy in the other bed got an even bigger fright than me.

 

[GoreExorcist]

Why would you have CCTV in your bedroom.

 

[DokraOwl]

Always make sure you have CCTV in your bedroom so you can always figure out what happened while you were in bed.