bizarre Christmas in America

[Donkeyd]

 

[rottenfresh]

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That's totally overkill on the decorations. You don't know what to look at first. They're probably stealing other people's decorations and adding on every year. . If they're deflatable, they'll fit in a storage unit.

 

[j.f.🔎]

That's totally overkill on the decorations. You don't know what to look at first. They're probably stealing other people's decorations and adding on every year. . If they're deflatable, they'll fit in a storage unit.

Probably scour Facebook marketplace in January and get them for next to fuck all, you'd have to steal from another town over to not be too obvious and get caught but even then I've just seen it and I'm not even American.

 

[PinkE]

America! Fuck ya! Imagine running through that yard with a few kitchen knives, oh fuck that's heaven

 

[Chief Queef]

Straight up, I would fucking kill my neighbor...

 

[Nun Soup]

When Santa skips your house because you're creepy af obsessed.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

He really needs a girlfriend.

 

[California 2]

It almost looks like a set of some creepy horror movie😐👻

 

[Russellmark11]

Store them? This is America. We throw it all away and just buy new next year. That's the American way.

 

[MrBang]

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Jeez you could have some fun with an AR 😂

 

[stillbody]

Oh please, PLEASE, let the forecast call for high wind warning. 👍

 

[Suu]

This is why you don't shop online while high

 

[SMOKESKULL]

Someone walk up to that fucker and yell there's no Santa in his face