disaster Cleaning And Drying The Couch

[Amata]

Well, back to the plastic chairs

Nope. She got a brand new sofa from the furniture store. (See back story.)

 

[Blood_Sport]

She said that she often washes the couch in the street.. how the fuck does it get so dirty? Does the dog shit on it?

 

[dwdays]

BwaaHaaHaa! I thought there’d be a story about her being a super-squirter.

 

[Morty_]

BwaaHaaHaa! I thought there’d be a story about her being a super-squirter.

Dude, that’s sofacked up.

 

[Richard 1986]

In case you are serious: You missed it, scroll up and up, and there it is.

Of course i'm joking !! Backstory of this post ?? Who really cares

 

[Amata]

Of course i'm joking !! Backstory of this post ?? Who really cares

Ah, there we go. I did have this hunch you were just drawing me out. But geez, that 's a great joke Richard, congrats!
I hope it makes your life a little less sad.

 

[Tuomas Woorhees]

Now they invent a plastic couch.

 

[Amata]

Now they invent a plastic couch.

 

[Amata]

She said that she often washes the couch in the street.. how the fuck does it get so dirty? Does the dog shit on it?

Dust. And human skin, covered with a thin layer of oil, it rubs off on any kind of surface. If they have a dog: the smell of "dog", hairs, drool.... and besides who knows WHAT they might do on that couch, besides sitting and snoozing....

 

[escobar68]

15 couches de sperme passe à la benne..

 

[Mr. Meat Sled]

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I smoke and do a lotta fucking on my sofas so hell Fucking no! Could you imagine being naked and sweaty on something like that that? Trying to get traction and shit... Anyway. Did anybody catch the husband's first name? Wellington. It made me chuckle. Like, that's a seriously professional name right there. Wellington Earl Farnsworth the Eleventy-Seventh, Duke of Albany, Lord Protector of the Realm.

 

[Honest]

Shit man, garbage men here won't take a fuckin couch.

 

[Hookah-smoking-catapillar]

Lol

 

[KoolKidKyle]

Not so Kool