disaster Cyclist Snaps His Neck

[Monkman777]

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

Waiting for the tractor trailer trying to make the next right turn. squish. lol

 

[hedgerow]

ah-so neck hurt so much

 

[kittymewmew]

I'm trying to grasp how retarded you have to be to cycle OVER a guardrail INTO the street

 

[Pensacola333]

I'm trying to grasp how retarded you have to be to cycle OVER a guardrail INTO the street

Yeah. And then not even use your arms to shield your head from obliteration. Darwin's Law in action right there.

 

[WatchingDemise]

That was quick

 

[SickToDeath]

Oh him ded

 

[chewbok]

I guess he forgot that hands can come in handy when no longer needed on handlebars. They could even be used to stop him from braking his fucking neck.

Get the boy a suck and puff mouse and he has a great future doing a bike safety channel on YT.

 

[Htos1av]

Gotta know how to fall, by five, like we did...

 

[chewbok]

Our dad’s taught us by letting us fall. His mommy was always there to catch him. Mommy!!!!

They also taught us not to ride like idiots…

 

[awedamnit]

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No sound of a crackle or even a snap. I'm so disappointed 😞

 

[Harumph]

Bro, why you trippin'?

 

[chewbok]

No sound of a crackle or even a snap. I'm so disappointed 😞

You can’t feel the snap of his neck and the crackle of his skull deep down in your soul? Fuck, that was loud as the Space Shuttle to me.

 

[lechmich]

Fucks are in short supply in this neck of the woods

 

[badangel7]

so did anyone go pick him up?

 

[i_like_whiskey]

...how? Just how?

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

Yeah. And then not even use your arms to shield your head from obliteration. Darwin's Law in action right there.

Maybe suicide by bike

 

[mrln]

i was waiting for him to get run over,for good measure

 

[Shatterskull]

Yeah. And then not even use your arms to shield your head from obliteration. Darwin's Law in action right there.

Yes if you are going over let go of the fucking handlebars! Did he just get a bike? We learned that in grade 3....

 

[PinkE]

Good, fuck cyclists. Fuck them all to hell