fights Do all Australians carry boomerangs in their pockets?

[Donkeyd]

Plot twist, he's dead now!

Brother of Mr Universe bodybuilder tragically found dead

The brother of Mr Universe bodybuilder Calum von Moger has been confirmed dead after he mysteriously vanished - just months after going viral over a bizarre clash with an elderly couple.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[CunningLinguist]

Glad he's dead. I hate bullies.

 

[Flatus Tube]

Well, that’s what @wiggins tells the ladies 😉😉.

“Wanna see my boomerang Shiela, before we put another shrimp on the barbie” 😂😂😂.

 

[Dirl]

Steroids suicided him.

 

[jslay427]

He won't be missed

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

Of course they do. Your not an Aussie if you don't have a boomerang. Lol

That, and they have a dingo as a pet?

 

[wiggins]

Well, that’s what @wiggins tells the ladies 😉😉.

“Wanna see my boomerang Shiela, before we put another shrimp on the barbie” 😂😂😂.

I usually offer to show them my rigid dige...

However, only 'elders' (never defined) have the real power of the prong:

Indigenous elder tells rape trial idea that alleged assaults part of cultural rituals 'disgusting'

A WA court hears evidence from an expert witness who says a man would never be called upon to "heal" a woman in traditional Aboriginal culture.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Andy.]

Craig Mclachlan really lost the plot!

 

[wiggins]

Steroids suicided him.

Yes. It's all very well taking an infantile view of vaccines in the middle of a pandemic based on wild conspiracy theories, but it detracts from what ever argument your uneducated mind comes up with when you're a weight lifter pumped up on injected steroids.

Like the opioid addict I assessed once on 300 mg MS Contin daily who, when offered methadone or suboxone said 'I'm not takin' them govment' drugs'.

I said 'Mate, MS Contin morphine is sold under the NHS so they are, to use your term, 'Government Drugs'.

He said "I must be stupid!"

I made some non comital reply but wrote in the notes later 'appears to have a modicum of insight'

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

He put his boomerang back in his pocket jumped into his favorite kangaroo's pouch and hopped on off to his grass hut for his baked wombat cubes with a side of fried tarantula dinner like any self respecting ozzy drungo.

Disclaimer: if you can believe people live like that you can't be helped.

 

[FAT FUCKIN ALBERT]

I deem him the Infamous "Man Bun Boomerang Basher!"

 

[Dirl]

Like the opioid addict I assessed once on 300 mg MS Contin daily who, when offered methadone or suboxone said 'I'm not takin' them govment' drugs'.

Suboxone worked for me.

 

[qwepoi1]

Why did you let him tear up your car dumbass... should have ran him over...

 

[djdeeds]

Of course they do. Your not an Aussie if you don't have a boomerang. Lol

That, and they have a dingo as a pet?

You can only have dingos if there's adequate fencing to keep them off your pet kangaroos , because if they clash in the same yard it disturbs the drop bears and nobody can go out there for a few days otherwise.

anyone else notice he snapped the first boomerang then popped out another? LMFAO he had a pocket full of boomerangs Ha ha ha ha

 

[wiggins]

Suboxone worked for me.

It's a great drug and has saved a lot of good people.

 

[TheEverlastingGaze]

That was a cheap imitation tourist boomerang. See how easily it broke? The ebony ones the Aborigines make would easily fracture a skull.

 

[Harumph]

"Do all Australians carry boomerangs in their pockets?"

No, he was just excited to see you.

 

[Tinkle_Star]

Steroids suicided him.

I was thinking the same thing…not only road rage but ‘roid rage as well

 

[Tuomas Woorhees]

Late karma.

 

[wiggins]

He put his boomerang back in his pocket jumped into his favorite kangaroo's pouch and hopped on off to his grass hut for his baked wombat cubes with a side of fried tarantula dinner like any self respecting ozzy drungo.

Disclaimer: if you can believe people live like that you can't be helped.

Wombat cubes... haven't heard that before but have seen loads of them! Classic!

One thing I am proud about in Aus is that we don't fuck goats...