Does anyone believe in Aliens? (No Bullshît)

[Adolf Trump]

i've personally seen a UFO in real life twice, I can’t really recall the first one as I was young but when I was Seventeen I saw one, and it felt like it was hypnotizing me. I looked up at it and blinked, it was gone. but the clock on my wrist, my friends car, both of my friends phones and my phone was Six hours ahead, we were driving, and between seeing it and not seeing it, we did not stop. we did not teleport. it was as if it froze people and then unfroze them, the car speed did not shift, the cars around us did not vanish. it was fucking weird, it was exactly how you imagine the ufo would look like. round, semi transparent (I dont know if it was in the clouds but it looked about Sixty feet away) and two things inside the bubble on top. had about Five glowing things on the base spinning. it was quite the memory, and to this day I don’t even know what to think abou tit

So in that 6 hour time warp lag, you didn't take advantage of it? You where invisible for a couple hours weren't you?

And maybe robbed a couple banks with out being noticed.

 

[Sweet Death]

No sane alien space travelers would have anything to do with this fucked up planet, unless they planned to annihilate it

 

[GOTTOFORGET]

fock you man ,, they are beautiful, if they would want me then I would marry them,

 

[wiggins]

My brother and I saw a black triangle at night once. It did not have standard lights you typically see on aircraft. It had solid white lights on the points and in the center was a weird pulsing(not blinking) red oval light that looked like it was made of lightning. It was flying very very low and was a decent size. It didn’t make any engine or rotor noise but it made this low bass humming almost, I don’t know how to describe it. It was overcast, no stars, but we could see the shape of it against the clouds. It just slowly moved from one horizon to the other. Very strange.

I saw a black triangle one night.

It was attached to my wife...

 

[Qtek2020]

I mean ... Their mom had to get raped by some sort alien for this shit to happen
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Other than that theory.

I remember seeing a REAL legit video of a small alien creature

Uploaded on the YNC, but the potato they used to record it, couldn't even focus on the dam thing

Any1?

That's just love. Women do that often

 

[Blood_Sport]

I believe that there is a lifeform out there somewhere, it may not be a walking talking lifeform, it may just be a slug type creature that eats slime off rocks, or a microscopic bacteria.. if earth can have millions of different species, surely another planet can have something living on it.

Space sharks would be cool though 😎

 

[wiggins]

I believe that there is a lifeform out there somewhere, it may not be a walking talking lifeform, it may just be a slug type creature that eats slime off rocks, or a microscopic bacteria.. if earth can have millions of different species, surely another planet can have something living on it.

Space sharks would be cool though 😎

 

[RattleHead]

I'd stand in line to clap some alien cheeks.

 

[Autigers2010]

I mean ... Their mom had to get raped by some sort alien for this shit to happen
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Other than that theory.

I remember seeing a REAL legit video of a small alien creature

Uploaded on the YNC, but the potato they used to record it, couldn't even focus on the dam thing

Any1?

Aliens are true demons nothing more nothing less! Don't be fooled by the lies lamestream media tell you!

 

[steroidtulip]

I believe in life on other planets ; there simply has to be . The distances are just too great for them to visit here .

 

[Solomon Kane]

I mean ... Their mom had to get raped by some sort alien for this shit to happen
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Other than that theory.

I remember seeing a REAL legit video of a small alien creature

Uploaded on the YNC, but the potato they used to record it, couldn't even focus on the dam thing

Any1?

I remember Calvin telling Hobbes, the only real proof that intelligent extraterrestrials exist is the fact that they have not tried to contact us...
Just looking at some of the posts here.. I can agree.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

fock you man ,, they are beautiful, if they would want me then I would marry them,

Tell everyone you're an incel without telling everyone you're an incel.

 

[Unhinged & mildly racist]

You’d kind of be an idiot to believe humans on earth are the smartest species among ALL the stars…. That would make you a caveman or a religious nut

 

[brainsmashrr]

You’d kind of be an idiot to believe humans on earth are the smartest species among ALL the stars…. That would make you a caveman or a religious nut

even to believe we're the only living lifeform in the universe, smarter or not.

 

[Unhinged & mildly racist]

even to believe we're the only living lifeform in the universe, smarter or not.

We gather here daily to watch idiots stumble into busses and heavy machinery alike. I’d say humans are most likely NOT the smartest species

 

[machopants]

If the budlight saga is an alien then yes.

 

[wiggins]

Pour some baby oil in that neck v and I'm all in!

"It's ok folks, we were just necking..."

Pour some baby oil in that neck v and I'm all in!

I've been following this story for years.

They each control one half of the body so I'd imagine they each controlled and have sensation to one half each of the vaginal sensations too.

So sex would be interesting to say the last. I'd love to hear about the subjective experience from them...

If I ever fucked them I'd do it Cerbrus style...

 

[BigTittyGothBitch]

So in that 6 hour time warp lag, you didn't take advantage of it? You where invisible for a couple hours weren't you?

And maybe robbed a couple banks with out being noticed.

this is it was like a blink, one second it was like One and the next it was Seven ( I forgot the time) literally like a blink

 

[Guipago]

Not dead. Don't even say that Hopefully he's just taking a break....

Might've run off with @Dolly!

 

[Sauerkraut]

The problem with the conjoined twins is that even if you are in a relationship with one, you will have two judgments of your 34 second performance.