Crime Don't Forget His Mayo Next Time

[Monkman777]

Guy sets restaurant on fire because they forgot the mayo on his sandwich...

 

[thebully08$]

What would He have done if he got the whole wrong order?
burn down the whole block.

Psycho's, they look like us.

 

[WatchingDemise]

He really wanted that meyo

 

[CunningLinguist]

What would He have done if he got the whole wrong order?
burn down the whole block.
Psycho's, they look like us.

His sandwich was a bit dry.
It's only natural for a sandwich to have mayo.

 

[mrln]

Sounds like @dabestbeat kind of thread.
no mayo emoji,he wants to burn this place down!

 

[Tuomas Woorhees]

Well, well… so customer is allways right?

 

[SaucedOnEm]

Sounds like @dabestbeat kind of thread.
no mayo emoji,he wants to burn this place down!

Oh yea. The emoji was the whole point wasnt it?
You're sharp.

 

[danthaman654]

Guy sets restaurant on fire because they forgot the mayo on his sandwich...
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Aww man I was rooting for the fire

 

[mrln]

Oh yea. The emoji was the whole point wasnt it?
You're sharp.

 

[hedgerow]

Oh yea. The emoji was the whole point wasnt it?
You're sharp.

My boy, unless you become less confrontational you're going to have a tough time here.

 

[CessnaPilot]

He really wanted that meyo

I have to admit.... I've come close to this.

When I want the mayo on the Sammy it better fuking be there! And don't skimp out on it either, I want it well lubed to slide down into my belly!

 

[SaucedOnEm]

My boy, unless you become less confrontational you're going to have a tough time here.

Shut yo bitch ass up
😂

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Shut yo bitch ass up
😂

Inner monkey starting to show. It was only a matter of time.

 

[SaucedOnEm]

Inner monkey starting to show. It was only a matter of time.

Aww, you really do care for me. Keeping me engaged with your cute ass pet names.
I love you too, Saltine

 

[Mr. Meat Sled]

I subbed out two eggs for a quarter cup of Mayo in a Cookie recipe before and the Cookies never tasted better. It got worse from there. I use mayo to grill my Sandwich Bread now, instead of Butter or Whirl, and I've used mayo as an egg wash in my old assed fry daddy deep fryer.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Aww, you really do care for me. Keeping me engaged with your cute ass pet names.
I love you too, Saltine

Saltine isn’t nearly as impactful as the plethora of names for you at my disposal.

 

[SaucedOnEm]

Saltine isn’t nearly as impactful as the plethora of names for you at my disposal.

I think that truly depends on how I take it. Wouldn't you agree?
And nothing you have to say to me is going to be worse in my eyes than being the kind of person you are. Trying to mentally damage people because of their skin color. So, good on ya I guess.

 

[SaucedOnEm]

Saltine isn’t nearly as impactful as the plethora of names for you at my disposal.

As a matter of fact, educating myself on what happened to black people during slavery is probably the most impactful shit I continuously go through. The amount of depravity shown by white slave owners were so disgusting, it goes much further beyond what we think of when the word slavery comes up

So you using the words of the people who were doing fucked up shit like that really just is sad.

Other countries viewed their slaves as human. The people in America dehumanized and did shit I doubt you'd believe white people are capable of

 

[Amata]

Back story:

Man douses bar in petrol and sets it ablaze after being told there's no mayo

A customer was quick to kick off after his unusual request could not be reached at a sandwich spot in an idyllic tourist hotspot – resulting in a huge fire and plenty of damage

www.dailystar.co.uk

Happened at the Las Postas bar, located in Los Palacios y Villafranca, Seville, Spain.

Quoting from the article:
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" Customer douses bar in petrol and sets it ablaze after being told there's no mayo

A customer was quick to kick off after his unusual request could not be reached at a sandwich spot in an idyllic tourist hotspot – resulting in a huge fire and plenty of damage​

(...)
"With the customer getting visibly angry, the waitress explains that the bar doesn't make its own sandwiches, but simply sells them, without any side dishes or sauce. But this wasn't good enough for the furious customer.
He leaves the bar in a rage and goes to a nearby gas station, from where he returns with a container of petrol.

Back at the bar, the man decided to try again and asked for more sauce. After hearing yet again that there was no ketchup or mayonnaise, he doused the bar with gasoline and set the building on fire before legging it."
(...)

"The whole incident was caught on video, with Spanish Guardia Civil officers finally apprehending him a few minutes after the incident. Local media reported that the attacker already had a criminal record."
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Seems a suitable case for anger management.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

As a matter of fact, educating myself on what happened to black people during slavery is probably the most impactful shit I continuously go through. The amount of depravity shown by white slave owners were so disgusting, it goes much further beyond what we think of when the word slavery comes up

So you using the words of the people who were doing fucked up shit like that really just is sad.

Other countries viewed their slaves as human. The people in America dehumanized and did shit I doubt you'd believe white people are capable of

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