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Dude Meets the Awesome Power of the Hypnotoad

Don't understand the purpose of putting pillows under his feet
What tf was that dumb bitch trying to do???
It's a new-agey shamanistic experience that one can pay for down in the Sonora desert (because that's where the bufo alvarius toad lives) in Mexico.
As part of that new-agey shamany thing you get a) a shaman...the dude in the cutoff shirt doing weird things; and b) a couple of people who try to stop you from causing yourself bodily harm.

I also don't know why they keep going with the pillows...the guy clearly keeps pushing them away lol
 
I saw a lump of long grass turn into a fking giant tarantula once.
I also found that only when on acid can we see the paisley patterns which the council secretly prints onto all road surfaces.
I once saw a giant alien spaceship slowly move above me in the sky blocking out everything so all I could see was the size of the immense ship.
I nearly drowned once when at a friend's house and his grass turned into a wavey rough pool of deep water.
I once sat and was too scared to move as a police van had its headlights pointing at me. Hours later I realized that they had sneaked away with the van and had cemented illuminated bollards in the road.
 
I saw a lump of long grass turn into a fking giant tarantula once.
I also found that only when on acid can we see the paisley patterns which the council secretly prints onto all road surfaces.
I once saw a giant alien spaceship slowly move above me in the sky blocking out everything so all I could see was the size of the immense ship.
I nearly drowned once when at a friend's house and his grass turned into a wavey rough pool of deep water.
I once sat and was too scared to move as a police van had its headlights pointing at me. Hours later I realized that they had sneaked away with the van and had cemented illuminated bollards in the road.
Very true about the roads, and woodchip walls.
And artec ceilings.
 
Very true about the roads, and woodchip walls.
And artec ceilings.
I also found that only when on acid can we see the paisley patterns which the council secretly prints onto all road surfaces.
I had to look up what "artex" was. I have one of those in my living room, and I have stared at it gooned on acid so many times...
let's not forget about smoke or vapour as it billows out of your lungs and into the room.
 
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