Police Fatty Thought She Was Quick

[Monkman777]

 

[Appendix]

I hope she lived for a few days in pure agony and then died, slowly and miserably.

 

[Inhaler]

It's almost like she wanted to die

 

[johnpea]

It was a nice strike for a Fatball.

 

[j.f.🔎]

Even if she had done some really bloody amazing matrix style bullet dodging until his gun was empty, how far do you think she could run before they caught her? I doubt she'd even make it to the front door nevermind a car.

 

[IntriguedByDeath]

I love it when someone assaults a cop and then acts surprised that they've now got eight bullets in their torso

 

[SlovakBabe]

hope the fatty is dead

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

So thats what happened to @Gurgled

 

[weedman0420]

Even if she had done some really bloody amazing matrix style bullet dodging until his gun was empty, how far do you think she could run before they caught her? I doubt she'd even make it to the front door nevermind a car.

I’m willing to bet money she can sprint to the fridge.

 

[Chemical Burgers]

What the fuck was that tub of shit hoping to accomplish?

It's almost like she wanted to die

I was kind of wondering about that. She HAD to have known what would happen when she stabbed the cop, right? What hangs me up is how calm she is.

 

[Saltedblood]

Quick but not enough hahahahha

 

[Mr An onymous]

Suicide by cop. She obviously ran out of twinkies and just couldn't take it anymore.

 

[GoredCunt]

https://apnews.com/article/police-killing-officer-slashed-vegas-woman-014fb27513265ae878c79a63170e71f2

media briefing:

 

[GarGoil]

I’m willing to bet money she can sprint to the fridge.

Only with the assistance of electric scooter.

 

[billiam]

 

[1Stinkbean]

Anytime they respond and the fire alarm is chirping, begging for a new battery, they know the type of human with which they’re dealing: those who can’t help themselves and aren’t worth saving. They’re lives aren’t worth the cost of a a 9-volt.

 

[j.f.🔎]

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Girth Vader.

 

[Can'tSleep]

Suspect thinking, "damn I'm fat, I need some kind of head start".....
"Can you take your hand of your gun?"

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

With the blood loss and flesh blown away I bet she lost like 10-15 pounds though so nice

 

[Donaldtrumpslilwiener]

I love it when someone assaults a cop and then acts surprised that they've now got eight bullets in their torso

It’s almost like you’re sticking up for the dumbest people around. It’s a shame she didn’t take his ass out before she was murdered.