Fucking Lettuce Virus.

[Torta Gordita]

So there this virus going around and it's from fucked up Fruits and Veggies.

I now have it and I absolutely love throwing up every 2 seconds including Water and the explosive diarrhea all at once, adds to the fun.


Let my pain be your warning.


This is what I get for thinking a salad were a good idea.

 

[Shaitan Al Tawakoni]

So there this virus going around and it's from fucked up Fruits and Veggies.

I now have it and I absolutely love throwing up every 2 seconds including Water and the explosive diarrhea all at once, adds to the fun.


Let my pain be your warning.


This is what I get for thinking a salad were a good idea.

Damn it. I have a friend that got that while she and her husband were on vacay in NOLA last weekend. Poor thing couldn't keep anything down, or in, for 3 days. Hope you have a speedy recovery.

 

[Pop Rokz]

DAMN IT! I JUST ATE A SALAD!

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Cooked vegetables are fine

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

I'm sure in your puke affected brain this was thread worthy news.

 

[DokraOwl]

Imagine the virus mutated the vegetables and they began walking out of the dirt using their roots as legs and then attacked people. That would be cool.

 

[Pop Rokz]

Cooked vegetables are fine

 

[K.I.T.T.]

So there this virus going around and it's from fucked up Fruits and Veggies.

I now have it and I absolutely love throwing up every 2 seconds including Water and the explosive diarrhea all at once, adds to the fun.


Let my pain be your warning.


This is what I get for thinking a salad were a good idea.

That's what you get for tossing salads.

Hey, someone had to say it! 🤷‍♂️🤣

 

[Bruno Schulz]

throwing up every 2 seconds including Water and the explosive diarrhea all at once, adds to the fun.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Pop Rokz]

Pics or it didn't happen.

If she posts vomit or diarrhea pics- I’m sending you nutsac pics of my very own hairy dangly sac.

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

I eat gas station hot dogs to combat any viruses ... the really old looking ones have all the good germs that give you diarrhea before any virus can get to you

 

[Pop Rokz]

I eat gas station hot dogs to combat any viruses ... the really old looking ones have all the good germs that give you diarrhea before any virus can get to you

Scared of getting AIDS?

 

[Htos1av]

We HAD AI/GPS/robotics READY for US farming in 2000, BUT all we got was a "dot com" bust and then 9/11....don't forget Elon had JUST coded the PayPal API.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Scared of getting AIDS?

He says he eats them not shove them up his ass.

 

[Pop Rokz]

He says he eats them not shove them up his ass.

I wouldn’t doubt either one

 

[vacaloca]

The best way to get rid of viruses on vegetables is to put sugar on them, a lot of sugar

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

I wouldn’t doubt either one

whats your beef 😐

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

whats your beef 😐

His IQ

 

[SickToDeath]

So there this virus going around and it's from fucked up Fruits and Veggies.

I now have it and I absolutely love throwing up every 2 seconds including Water and the explosive diarrhea all at once, adds to the fun.


Let my pain be your warning.


This is what I get for thinking a salad were a good idea.

We gonna need evidence

 

[Pop Rokz]

whats your beef 😐