Goregrish User IQ Scores?

[Guipago]

I don't want to show off, but, middle range of a large stump, which is better than two short planks.

 

[lechmich]

I got congratulations, so that must be good, yes?

And, SlimRick don't be telling me I made this shit up either!

 

[K.I.T.T.]

@slickrick27 and @PurrGirl , you can take identical timed IQ tests at Mensa and share your results right here. There's people around that can tell if a screenshot has been tampered with, I'm sure. I'm already doubtful of slickrick simply because he's black.

 

[drakebling]

I got congratulations, so that must be good, yes?

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And, SlimRick don't be telling me I made this shit up either!

Im sure MENSA will be contacting you in the next few days

 

[NoConvexity]

Low.

 

[lechmich]

Im sure MENSA will be contacting you in the next few days

Man, I can't wait. I just took up chess!

 

[ThunderCat]

I took one a long time ago. The tests are probably different now.
There's more to a person's intelligence than just one test.

Being logical and aware is way better I think sometimes...

 

[TEXAS ILLEST]

Lmao I’m fucked in the head so probably low asf

 

[Joker1981]

Above average.

 

[Imi]

I did it twice, once it was slightly above average, the other time it was average
But then I realized that the test can be completed in several ways, so there is no point in the IQ test

 

[runawaytrain000]

86'd out of everything in life. Well me ticker is still around. So that's a good thing. I mean 86.. So just your average Joe Schmoe.

 

[Denim Chicken]

40

 

[God'sMan]

Intelligence is substandard to Intellect, that being said- I prefer, low intelligence within an apodictically high intellectual capacity.

 

[Amalgamation]

Perhaps if I felt it was measuring something useful, rather than looking at fucking shapes, I'd have done better.

Probably the dumbest fucking test I've ever taken.

The ASVAB measured general knowledge in an array of subjects, that seems like a more appropriate test to determine somebody's IQ.

85/99 first go without studying. To get into infantry you need just shy of 40/99.

I like my current job so I'm not sure I'll enlist still, but, I'd be interested in knowing if anybody scored higher than me on the ASVAB.

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Edit: I don't care about being in some social club for autists. I realize it's a matter of recognizing patterns; with which I do fine. By the time I realized there were more than 20 questions, I was annoyed and checked the time. There were an extra ten minutes which I did not utilize, but given enough attempts at a single test, extra time would eventually be unnecessary.

 

[Bad Hippo]

My mother sat me down when I was 14 to do an IQ test, and I scored higher then she did. She made me do another one, and I still scored the same. She never spoke to me for 3-days.

Spiteful fucking moron.

 

[Amalgamation]

@Flatus Tube how is IQ measured professionally?

 

[45cal1911]

Iq 0 common sense *(200).

 

[Flatus Tube]

@Flatus Tube how is IQ measured professionally?

A proper IQ test should be supervised by a clinical psychologist. There are various different versions, depending on certain factors including age.

The tests include questions to assess processing speed, memory, language, maths, problem solving/ reasoning.

There are loads of online versions or apps, but they are not ‘official’.

 

[Preacher]

There are loads of online versions or apps, but they are not ‘official’.

And ChatGPT solves the images of online IQ tests so they can be faked too...

 

[deviant2]

Don't waste your gunpowder on pigeons @PurrGirl , his ass is in a lot pain. Do what I did, which was hit the ignore button. That way you'll leave him in his pain and save yourself from walls full of bullshit like this one:

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Don't waste your gun powder on pigeons.


See, now, that's fucking brilliant.
I score that at one fiddy.