Gonna be late for battle....
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bizarre Greek Evzones March
- Thread starter Monkman777
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GenericMale
A most average man, just even average-er.
Is that satire or is that actually a real fucking thing?!
It's real. I had to deal with the cunts whilst I was stationed in Cyprus. Very well disciplined, in all fairness, but still a bloke in a skirt...
Milfhunter
Forum Veteran
Gotta protect the senile King 
A Sloth Can March Faster. But The Garand Is Cool
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Her put this skirt on and then try to make it even gayer.
Boy, talk about easy targets to shoot, definitely a far cry from Spartan requirements 😭
bigsalad
Forum Veteran
Su
Super gay
Grand Mal Caesar
It's ALIVE!!! Shoot it again!
As if the buttfucking wasn't already gay enough.
SMOKESKULL
Forum Veteran
I bet kids made fun of him growing up
thebigshow
Well Known Member
Definitely a disaster on multiple levels
That is cool as hell! I'm going to get little afros and put them on the ends of my shoes now.
The Evzones, also known as the Tsoliádes, are the elite ceremonial unit of the Hellenic Presidential Guard and one of the most recognizable symbols of Greek tradition and historical continuity. They guard the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Syntagma Square and the Presidential Mansion, while also taking part in official ceremonies and national commemorations. Their imposing and unshakable presence symbolizes the timeless struggles of the Greek people for freedom, the honor owed to the fallen, and the enduring dignity of the nation. A central element of their ritual is their slow, steady, and perfectly synchronized march, a movement not meant for display but as a profound sign of respect for historical memory. With this rhythmic step, which seems to slow down time itself, they express self-discipline, restraint, and the sacred character of their duty, creating a solemn atmosphere that pays tribute to all who sacrificed themselves for the homeland.
Their uniform is a living piece of Greek history: the fustanella, with its approximately 400 pleats, alludes to the 400 years of Ottoman rule; the white shirt with its wide sleeves represents purity and the righteousness of the struggles; the meticulously hand-embroidered fermeli preserves motifs from the garments of the klephts and armatoloi; the heavy tsarouhia with their black pompons, each weighing about three kilos, symbolize strength, and the striking of the sole against the ground honors fallen heroes. The red fez with its long tassel recalls the blood of the fighters and the path to freedom. Every element of their attire, every slow and ritual movement, every moment of absolute stillness of the Evzones forms a living bridge between past and present, transforming them into enduring symbols of Greek identity.
Their uniform is a living piece of Greek history: the fustanella, with its approximately 400 pleats, alludes to the 400 years of Ottoman rule; the white shirt with its wide sleeves represents purity and the righteousness of the struggles; the meticulously hand-embroidered fermeli preserves motifs from the garments of the klephts and armatoloi; the heavy tsarouhia with their black pompons, each weighing about three kilos, symbolize strength, and the striking of the sole against the ground honors fallen heroes. The red fez with its long tassel recalls the blood of the fighters and the path to freedom. Every element of their attire, every slow and ritual movement, every moment of absolute stillness of the Evzones forms a living bridge between past and present, transforming them into enduring symbols of Greek identity.
So 4 score and howfuckingever many years ago, some deranged queen, NOT A KING, wanted the faggiest fag britches and seerdicksucker shoes available. Alas, we present the faggiest fag in fagland. ENJOY!! Or whatever the fuck this is
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