(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey
It takes two to orangutango
For the love of God, make this pathetic story telling cunt disappear
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This is the moment he'll go AWOL.@scott13214 how about this. Post a picture of your Ruth's Chris table receipt.
There is method to my madnessThis is the moment he'll go AWOL.
I'd even settle for his "$150" gift card.There is method to my madness
Not posting personal information that can be traced.This is the moment he'll go AWOL.
Personal assistant is a bullshit name for secretary. Flight attendant is still a stewardess. Custodian is still a janitor that cleans bathrooms. A garbage man is not a refuse hauler.No you do not. Anyone who's too fucking cheap to tip isn't going to pony up $160k loaded cost for multiple "secretaries" (this isn't Mad Men you imbecile, they're referred to as PAs now).
No, you're a pathetic fraud who has done a horrible job of attempting to come across as a big shot.
Ivan could hardly afford Hot Pockets and jellybeans let alone Ruth Chris and a tip. No, this is just another insufferable fabricator cunt.You sound like Ivan, he was a cunt as well 🤷♂️
Good for you!! This whole tipping culture is ridiculous. It’s not on customers to make sure the wait staff can pay their bills. And now all this bullshit extra fees they add for employee healthcare and blah blah blah. Customers are not responsible for anything more than paying for their food and drinks.I went to a Ruth Chris for dinner on a vacation. The waitress followed me to my car and says ‘Sir was there anything wrong with the service you received this evening? “ I was shocked the hired help would even address me outside the restaurant. I looked at her like she lost her mind. She says you did not leave a tip.
I asked her, what exactly did you do that was worth me paying you anything more then the price of my meal? She said I took your drink and food orders and made sure you had everything you needed. I look at her like she is fucking stupid, and say you are a waitress that’s your simple job.
But sir, tips is how I pay my bills. I asked her if I was her employer? She says of course not. I told her if she wanted a tip, get an adult job and grow the fuck up!
I went back in and got the General managers contact information. He picks up the phone, I am cordial explaining to him what transpired. He sounds embarrassed, tells me he is sorry, and to please give him a minute to speak to the restaurant manager. The manager gave me a $150.00 gift card good at any location and told me he was sorry for what happened
‘I told him I was upset about what happened, he told me he will personally make sure this will never happen again.
I hope she got fired. How dare the fucking waitress question me.
Has anything like this ever happened to you?
I bet if you told the average person, that they can save 20% off the bill by picking up their own food without needing a waiter. They would say fuck the waiter, why am I paying 20% for such a stupid thing I don’t even need. We are there for the food, not the waitstaff.Good for you!! This whole tipping culture is ridiculous. It’s not on customers to make sure the wait staff can pay their bills. And now all this bullshit extra fees they add for employee healthcare and blah blah blah. Customers are not responsible for anything more than paying for their food and drinks.
As predicted, you have nothing but excuses to support your lies. There are no personal identifications on a gift card or on a restaurant receipt.Not posting personal information that can be traced.
I am surprised you have not asked me for my address, social security number, and bank accounts. Take a good look at the receipt. Stupid. There is lots of information on there you definitely don’t want to share.As predicted, you have nothing but excuses to support your lies. There are no personal identifications on a gift card or on a restaurant receipt.
Couldn't agree more Dolly......a tight miserable cunt at that!You sound like a right cunt. I bet you had a wank over this fantasy several times, you short guys are all the same.
If that was the case who would bring your food to you you fat lazy cunt?!It’s not Michelin rated, but it’s a decent enough meal if you are time constrained.
The General manager is the one you would speak to regarding an embarrassing unprofessional incident such as this
I don’t tip because I don’t value the silly job the waitress does. Any adult doing this job should be ashamed.
That's why I said the table receipt (just shows restaurant name, date/time, what was ordered and pricing) NO personal information.Not posting personal information that can be traced.
You still haven't answered my questions about how to manage different courses, feedback to the kitchen, post meal, etc. but that's to be expected since you'd have no good answers.I don’t need the linen napkin placed on my lap. Do you really need your water glass refilled every time you take a sip? I don’t need the waiter wasting 5 min of my time reciting the dinner specials Write it down or make that available on a wifi menu.
Waiters are old fashioned modern day servants that should be replaced with technology.
If you have legs, walk 20 feet from the pick up station to your table.Couldn't agree more Dolly......a tight miserable cunt at that!
If that was the case who would bring your food to you you fat lazy cunt?!
And a vagina is a cunt scottyNot posting personal information that can be traced.
Personal assistant is a bullshit name for secretary. Flight attendant is still a stewardess. Custodian is still a janitor that cleans bathrooms. A garbage man is not a refuse hauler.
You really are a jealous little midget. Or am I supposed to say Little Person 🧍♂️?
I believe you are obsessed with me, that’s not healthy. You need to get a life, maybe a dog to get your mind off me.That's why I said the table receipt (just shows restaurant name, date/time, what was ordered and pricing) NO personal information.
You.Are.A.Fraud.
You still haven't answered my questions about how to manage different courses, feedback to the kitchen, post meal, etc. but that's to be expected since you'd have no good answers.
And interesting you'd invoke the term "old fashioned". On one hand you want new technology like Rosey the Robot* buzzing around the restaurant but on the other you're hung up on using terms like stewardess. So what is it? Oh, and speaking of flight attendants, I assume they're also not tip or compliment worthy in your world should their cost also be eliminated from your airline ticket? Not that I imagine you fly much, I'm sure you're more of a Greyhound patron.
*As an aside, robot servers were tried during the pandemic. Customers hate them and want the return of people. Technology isn't always for the better.
I just loathe liars and bullshit artists. You make the list.I believe you are obsessed with me, that’s not healthy. You need to get a life, maybe a dog to get your mind off me.