bizarre Having A Good Time On The Track

[Monkman777]

 

[ShartCart]

It’s that new game of bust or get crushed.

 

[JawshSB]

Translation: “Hans is jerking off on the tracks again. What should I do?”
“take him to the gas chamber this time.”

 

[j.f.🔎]

When a normal wank isn't quite exciting enough but you don't wanna die like the bloke from INXS.

 

[Russellmark11]

Guess the lights don't bother him

 

[Absolution]

Leave the guy alone he's just having a private tug on the train tracks!

 

[badangel7]

i can't imagine a less comfortable surface to lay on than that slag they use for track beds
whatever turns your crank i guess

 

[dwdays]

Wow….all the chunks are wiggling.

 

[thebigshow]

I don't wish often but when I do it's to get a dumb fuck like this what he's asking for

 

[CunningLinguist]

 

[Ingoranz]

"Der bewegt sich erstmal nicht, der ist da nur am Wichsen".
Then go ahead and continue.

 

[zulu88]

And we still wonder why aliens haven't visited yet