bizarre He's A Pro

[Monkman777]

 

[Dr Deacon]

Artex is so 1970s...

 

[iheartbadmemes]

That's fucking awesome xD
(Don't listen to this at work)

 

[CunningLinguist]

Is that not how it's done?

 

[Killerbee187]

Want a smaller pattern? Use some smaller hands.

 

[Gentenaar9000]

This is how to be done normally.

 

[thedungbeetle]

Well truth be told, they do most things with their hands, including walking.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

A dop brush is much less hard on the hands and comes out more uniformly but his way works(ish) too.

 

[Sgt.Stupid]

Artex is so 1970s...

And it’s hard to clean AF.

 

[AnaofTheHills]

Most construction mixing products contain a carcinogen. Repeated exposure like this man using his hands ( with no gloves) and splattering ( which splats on your face tho you may not see it) leads to dangerous toxic levels. He may develop an allergic skin reaction or respiratory irritation. Cement grout is particularly dangerous because it contains silica. If this man continues to do projects like this with no personal protection he will be dead in 2.5 years.

 

[Ham hock]

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Looked a hell of a lot better before he added the texture.

 

[Infidel Castro]

He took the customer literally when he told him he wanted a hand-crafted finish.

 

[djdeeds]

My favorite part is when his face gets covered in little white speckles.

 

[sueduran2]

I can’t believe I watched that whole 2 minute video

 

[Insane.asylum]

"Magic 8 ball....will I get Neuropathy"? Yes.

 

[Pump250]

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Of course it's a nigger at work

 

[Russellmark11]

Most construction mixing products contain a carcinogen. Repeated exposure like this man using his hands ( with no gloves) and splattering ( which splats on your face tho you may not see it) leads to dangerous toxic levels. He may develop an allergic skin reaction or respiratory irritation. Cement grout is particularly dangerous because it contains silica. If this man continues to do projects like this with no personal protection he will be dead in 2.5 years.

Nah. He can live a long time. Hair stylists use carcinogenic products every day. I've seen it cause allergic reactions, psoriasis, and muscle inflammation but nothing near death. Most live into their early to mid 60's before dying from exposure.

 

[Elmondo]

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Takes pride in his work.

 

[rottenmurphy]

Ya know what I don't even have anything snarky to say. I mean at first I thought it was a crackhead just messin aroun on a job site. But then I was like wait is this guy actualy cooking? Cleanup gonna be a bitch tho.

 

[oceanblood]

O ok so he can do "white hands" but God forbid we do "black face"