Funny He's Gotta Shit Bad

[Monkman777]

 

[markymark6373]

Did he shit himself or what?

 

[AdaBull]

He delivered a full package

 

[Absolution]

I'm surprised he didn't just shit in the delivery bag after that bitch didn't offer him a bucket to shit in( Wife: this vindaloo tastes strong tonight)

 

[Flatus Tube]

At least he gets to walk like a gangsta now, with a perfectly lubricated crevice 😂.

 

[Interregnum]

not nice from her

 

[CunningLinguist]

Did he shit himself or what?

No. It turns out he just had a fart.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

Man, that was so damn suspenseful! I'd pay full ticket price to watch 2 hours of that at the cinema.👏😅

 

[dildo_swaggins]

I reckon he'd become constipated pretty fucking quick with an AR-15 pointed right at his old-fella.

 

[iheartbadmemes]

NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO DESPERATE

 

[Blood_Sport]

Back door delivery coming through!

 

[SMOKESKULL]

He should have shit on her porch

 

[Htos1av]

Maybe take the day off?

 

[qwepoi1]

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You should have pulled down your pants and shit 💩 on her floor

 

[Harumph]

Wow! What's the world coming to? We can't even have a bathroom emergency these days without some cunt using her fucking children as human shit shields! What else is that spare guest toilet for, you know, the one that's right there under the stairs by the door?

 

[Sabu]

Maybe take the day off?

You would think right? Guess he needed that lucrative door dash money.

 

[PinkE]

There should be more public restrooms in the US but Ya'll are disgusting cunts, so how can we fix this? The homeless junkies fuck shit up for everyone. I don't see a great answer for this

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

He’s lucky he didn’t catch a ventilated hole through his intestines from the woman at home. My house is not conducive for strangers to emergency poop in, someone here would gleefully shoot him

 

[Graziani]

not nice from her

Interr is back.!! No doubt i helped you to get free.

 

[Bostonjohn]

Poor bastard....