Thought it was a guy in an animal suit...
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GoreExorcist
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Yes let's make a night of it and all go Goat fucking.
Jeffroush56
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He ate too much horny goat weed 😆
Is that tubemonkey?
The goat clearly loves curry.
They might have a private history together.
They might have a private history together.
Ewww... come on. Have better taste in men eh goat??!
look at these future curry rapists
kill them all before they become rapists and internet scammers
kill them all before they become rapists and internet scammers
belovedboy
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The jokes just write themselves
manicsamurai
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These are all Damascus Goats. I dont know why these people breed them. I hope they put condoms on when they fuck their goat wife.
Show goat showed him.
DriedOrigin
It’s like dust in the wind, you don’t even know.
He acts like he can’t take it when in fact he bust those cheeks wide open on the farm land back home
wiggins
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"Oh goodness gracious me Billy, not here in front of everyone, wait till we get to my flat..."
wiggins
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The following is an actual goat torture used by Hussein's Iraq...
"At the age of 21, he had spent 10 days in a torture cell. He says it's a hard thing to talk about, even now. When he does, he describes sadistic brutality with matter-of-fact detail. His tormentors did everything to stop him from sleeping so that he didn't know whether it was night or day. 'Then they take you,' he says. 'They put you flat on a table. Then they tie your legs and hands and they put you under a water tap. Then they let the water tap drip. You cannot move your head and they say you have to confess.' This went on for hour after hour before he passed out. 'One drop,' he says. 'But it's like a bomb.' 'The other one was that they bring in an animal,' he says, searching for the English word. 'Yes, a goat. They put a lot of salt on your feet and they bring in the goat to lick your feet.' The process, he says, induces uncontrollable laughing and crying at first and builds into a loss of control of the nervous system -- eventually a loss of consciousness."
-- CanWest Interactive, June 29, 2003
