Serious How do you think you'll die

[BeHappy⚕️]

Suicide if I really.... find the brass balls courage and bypass the bluster, or run outta tea (can always have another cup of tea.. always)
But it's still.. quite scary really, and while my mum is alive it's just not very likely, even at my worst. Somehow.. I don't do it.

So given that my mum assures me she will be alive until she is 97 (fortune teller lol) bless her heart..
I'll probably end up having a heart attack or kill myself by accident, I am a clumsy fucker 🤔

Or some alcohol related death, I don't drink generally as a rule... but sometimes (rarely, but happened this week) when stuff is getting too much and I'm trying to build up the courage to do something drastic.. I'll have a proper binge.. was a litre of gin yesterday, and at somepoint I was laid out on the bed with the worst chest pain.. just the worst... and was quite cut up. When I came down this morning and saw the state of the kitchen... well, there were ALOT of smashed jars and stuff, and alot of sharp long shards of glass facing up..
Would only take one drunken slip and an unfortunate landing and that would be it

Either way
It'll be some stupid shit 😑😖😬😐

 

[mrln]

hopefully ill die happy

 

[Lixiuum]

Prob a helium tank

 

[eikcir]

Hopefully of old age and peacefully after having seen my two girls grow up and begin families of their own and living well

 

[TheDevilRullz]

I'm not addicted to drugs or alcohol, it's rare for me to drink beer, but whenever I drink it ends up getting out of control and I wake up somewhere or at home without even knowing how I got there.

Once, after drinking a lot, I woke up at home with a scratch on my arm, then I remembered what I did, I dragged my arm against the wall while walking home, I passed through a busy avenue. I really don't know how I got home walking so far.

Another time I argued with a guy about women and he was armed and he pointed the gun at me, I said "coward, it's easy with a gun, why don't you put your shit down and go with your hands like me?" I really don't care about any of that. Afterwards I talked about it with my mother, she cried and said "what if something happens?" I said "if it were to happen, it would have happened a long time ago" and then I decided not to take any more risks like that, I don't care about myself, but I care about others... But maybe in the very distant future I will die in one of these two ways, drunk and run over or shot. Until then I'm waiting for the opportunity to become a vampire.

 

[Griffy]

hit by a car, ive been hit 2 times before. just a matter of time before 3rd times a charm

 

[Pensacola333]

I'm a looser 51yo loose my job two years ago no kid no wife no friend ALONE I'm dazed in Madness I WANT TO DIE QUICLKY !!!

WAIT !!! Colonel Sanders...the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken, was flat broke at your age. Ie- don't give up....keep dreaming big thoughts.

 

[Pensacola333]

Via nuclear war most likely....which, at the rate we are going, will destroy most of the USA, Europe, and Russia within 10 years. But if I can move to a little town in Switzerland my odds of dying by old age go up exponentially 😆

 

[regular_fucking_guy]

Probably getting hit by a car or getting shot by some dude wondering why I'm on his property

 

[mystery_man]

probably on the shitter with diarrhea all over the place

 

[Konnsz]

Suicide, 100%

 

[kittymewmew]

How do I think I'll die: Likely old age or a freak accident. I don't have dangerous hobbies and I don't do drugs/alcohol.

No near death experiences yet

How I'd like to die: Painlessly and quickly.

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

I just hope it's mutually assured destruction. I bet you don't feel anything in the epicenter of a nuclear blast. It's still a win, if I'm not in the blast zone. I've heard that the flash and the heat wave is like watching the world burn. I've always wanted to see something fantastic, like a thing not so accessible to some people, or something that only occurs once or twice, in an age. A tiny sun, opening up over my house? Sounds rad.

Im with this guy. lol Fucking Epic. lol

 

[Mr G]

Once it was suicide but I don’t know. I’ve put my body through shit and wonder how the fuck I’m still alive. Maybe due of old age. Who knows!

 

[mikachanlovessuicide]

double suicide with my best friend. 100%.

we made plans when were were twelve. at age sixteen, id drive her to the big city so we can jump off of a building together, holding hands. two more years, i hope our friendship survives till then. itd be the most romantic thing ever!! :3

(me and her r both girls— we’ve known we both have liked eachother for a while, but we said we’ll get together in hell!!!!!!!!! i cant wait)

 

[ThunderCat]

double suicide with my best friend. 100%.

we made plans when were were twelve. at age sixteen, id drive her to the big city so we can jump off of a building together, holding hands. two more years, i hope our friendship survives till then. itd be the most romantic thing ever!! :3

(me and her r both girls— we’ve known we both have liked eachother for a while, but we said we’ll get together in hell!!!!!!!!! i cant wait)

Why are you on a site like this?
R u 14??
You shouldn't be making plans to kill yourselves. When you're older life will be better. No parents, not many rules, you can work, earn money and spend it.
Don't end your lives b4 it's even begun.
Plus now that you've pretty much said your age...Well....
I dunno if you're just trolling or asking for help in a weird way. But being on a site like this at your age isn't great for your mental health. 😕
Don't do anything stupid...

 

[StupidDumb4ss]

Cardiac arrest at 80 years old hopefully

 

[littleblackangel]

sewerside

 

[Captainfury]

Heart attack here too, ive lived a wild life with alot of substances.
I still drink pretty heavy also.

Too much self inflicted abuse from every known mind altering substance has caused me to believe that ........ what was I saying?
That's right, something about drugs, dementia, and forgetfulness being increasingly problematic these days.
I think it's time to ring my dealer, if I can recall what, was the question ?

 

[TITPOITS]

I don't know how I will die but I know what I want done with my body. Viking funeral baby! Body laid on boat with combustible materials, flaming arrow shot from the shore, the whole nine. Old school pyre would also be cool, but a really tall one.