Serious How do you think you'll die

[savgbeast]

It's a very considerate, tidy and simple suicide.

Provided everything goes exactly the way you want it to after you pass out.
"The best laid plans of mice and men" and all that.

 

[Smooby]

Every time I go in the basement I imagine myself falling down the stairs and dying alone from my injuries because I always forget to carry my phone with me. Maybe it's time for a Life Alert? Ideally I'd die in my sleep after using the bathroom and someone would find me right away to take care of my animals so they don't have to eat me.

 

[SGElliot]

For me it’s probably gonna be related to the high amounts of exposure to asbestos that I’ve had in my life. Maybe a car crash/work related accident will happen first though.

 

[Bladerunner]

I always wonder if other people think about death as much as I do. I have had a lot of health problems and a few near misses most of which were technically self-inflicted agony. Of course, like everyone else, I would like to just go to sleep and slip into the abyss with no fear or pain. But then my mind makes even that sound like not such a great thing because someone is going to find me, and my family is going to have to widdle my life down to a shoebox of sentimental things. I really want to apologize in advance for all the dildos. But I am pretty sure I'll die from cancer or quite possibly end up with dementia due to the prescription drugs I take. I know smoking causes cancer but so does half the stuff they sell as food in Walmart. I kind of wished I had a clue so I could "go missing" and slip off into some place beautiful and remote so my family could hope instead of the exceptionally painful grief of those left behind after someone decides to remove themselves from the census.

This isn't suicidal idealization or a cry for help I have always been this way even as a kid.

So my questions are... How do you think you'll die, Have you almost died (story time, pictures even better this is GG after all,) and how would you prefer to die?

I’m 42 I’ve run out of time to make my own life better, all my free time and energy goes towards my child’s future, i think I’ll die at work or on my way too or from it, that’s the most likely probability at this point, next to liver or kidney failure from excessive alcohol consumption on weekends, my only regret is not trying to settle down in my late 20’s or getting on the property ladder back in the 90’s I should have also made more effort to get more educated while living with parents instead of having fun every night with my mates who are now all either dead, addicted to drugs, homeless, depressed and unemployed or just trapped in debt married to women they hate and can’t afford to divorce.

 

[hedgerow]

I’m 42 I’ve run out of time to make my own life better, all my free time and energy goes towards my child’s future, i think I’ll die at work or on my way too or from it, that’s the most likely probability at this point, next to liver or kidney failure from excessive alcohol consumption on weekends, my only regret is not trying to settle down in my late 20’s or getting on the property ladder back in the 90’s I should have also made more effort to get more educated while living with parents instead of having fun every night with my mates who are now all either dead, addicted to drugs, homeless, depressed and unemployed or just trapped in debt married to women they hate and can’t afford to divorce.

i'm sure with your positive attitude you'll do just fine

 

[Interregnum]

I’m 42 I’ve run out of time to make my own life better, all my free time and energy goes towards my child’s future, i think I’ll die at work or on my way too or from it, that’s the most likely probability at this point, next to liver or kidney failure from excessive alcohol consumption on weekends, my only regret is not trying to settle down in my late 20’s or getting on the property ladder back in the 90’s I should have also made more effort to get more educated while living with parents instead of having fun every night with my mates who are now all either dead, addicted to drugs, homeless, depressed and unemployed or just trapped in debt married to women they hate and can’t afford to divorce.

why do you always think positive?
you will die slowly by torture

 

[RD81]

I’m 42 I’ve run out of time to make my own life better, all my free time and energy goes towards my child’s future, i think I’ll die at work or on my way too or from it, that’s the most likely probability at this point, next to liver or kidney failure from excessive alcohol consumption on weekends, my only regret is not trying to settle down in my late 20’s or getting on the property ladder back in the 90’s I should have also made more effort to get more educated while living with parents instead of having fun every night with my mates who are now all either dead, addicted to drugs, homeless, depressed and unemployed or just trapped in debt married to women they hate and can’t afford to divorce.

That's another post I'd like to do even though it's not very GG but... Regrets.

I'm 42 as well I never had kids (I'm not fertile) which isn't a regret. I spent a decade of my life letting my chronic illness ruin my life, most of my 20's and early thirties. I regret missing that part of my life because I was scared to live. I think around 35 I went into remission and have taken full advantage of it ever since because remissions don't last forever. I have no friends and I am ok with that.

 

[cacarara74874]

At the age of 95 next to my 19 years old wife.

 

[SickoPsycho01]

Hopefully on my own terms, in a foxhole or defensive position somewhere. More realistically, probably a sudden, unexpected death while going about my business.

 

[Russellmark11]

I always wonder if other people think about death as much as I do. I have had a lot of health problems and a few near misses most of which were technically self-inflicted agony. Of course, like everyone else, I would like to just go to sleep and slip into the abyss with no fear or pain. But then my mind makes even that sound like not such a great thing because someone is going to find me, and my family is going to have to widdle my life down to a shoebox of sentimental things. I really want to apologize in advance for all the dildos. But I am pretty sure I'll die from cancer or quite possibly end up with dementia due to the prescription drugs I take. I know smoking causes cancer but so does half the stuff they sell as food in Walmart. I kind of wished I had a clue so I could "go missing" and slip off into some place beautiful and remote so my family could hope instead of the exceptionally painful grief of those left behind after someone decides to remove themselves from the census.

This isn't suicidal idealization or a cry for help I have always been this way even as a kid.

So my questions are... How do you think you'll die, Have you almost died (story time, pictures even better this is GG after all,) and how would you prefer to die?

The doctor says stroke and I believe him. I have had many times I almost died. 2 severe concussions. Rolled my truck with no seatbelt and with the window down(My head was covered in mud from it hitting the ground on the first roll), cut my thumb completely off, fell off a two story roof, had alcohol poisoning a couple of times. Right now I would prefer to not die but that may change as I age.

 

[lechmich]

How do I think I'll die? Knowing my luck, I'll live to the ripe old age of 110, growing more cantankerous and vindictive as I sour into dementia - and then get killed by some fucker on a scooter.

How would I prefer to die? Well... there is a dream I have of something called a Zero Point Mass/Energy bomb. Death from that would be epic - for everyone on the planet.

Isn't that "zero point energy bomb" one of those things that defy even Arthur C Clarke's laws of physics???

 

[Bad Hippo]

Arthur C Clarke's laws of physics

Pretty certain ACC's Monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey broke a few fundamental laws of physics too - in ways that mankind cannot explain - so if he can do it, why can't I?

 

[RD81]

The doctor says stroke and I believe him. I have had many times I almost died. 2 severe concussions. Rolled my truck with no seatbelt and with the window down(My head was covered in mud from it hitting the ground on the first roll), cut my thumb completely off, fell off a two story roof, had alcohol poisoning a couple of times. Right now I would prefer to not die but that may change as I age.

If only your name was Lucky

 

[Graziani]

i Will die by viagra overdose

 

[Russellmark11]

If only your name was Lucky

In the way that you call someone fat Tiny?

 

[Venture _Capitalist]

in the words of Thurston Howell III
"if you can't take it with you,
then i'm not going!"

 

[mrln]

well id settle for the "widow maker".
but it will be work related in one way or another. be it geting run over or maybe silicosis or sumshit.
probably live till near 100 and in physical pain. because thats how my "luck" rolls!

 

[Chief Queef]

For some eerie reason, I really think I'm ultimatly going to be martyred. A crude crucifixion or burned at the pyre. I dont think im fortunate enough for a quick beheading. I'm not looking forward to it, but I've had this premonition for many years...

 

[mrln]

View attachment 745133i Will die by viagra overdose

but you sure do have a purdy mouth...

 

[hedgerow]

if i ever must go into a nursing home, by my own hand