Serious How do you think you'll die

[D.O.A.]

For some eerie reason, I really think I'm ultimatly going to be martyred. A crude crucifixion or burned at the pyre. I dont think im fortunate enough for a quick beheading. I'm not looking forward to it, but I've had this premonition for many years...

Seems legit

 

[girl101]

Probably suicide. Since I don't want to live since I don't have anything to live for

 

[Bad Hippo]

Overcoming Obsessive Compulsive Disorder second edition by David Veale and Rob Wilson

I saw that book once in the library, but passed over it in favour of checking out
"Losing Friends & Alienating Strangers - How to Be an Annoying Arsehole on the Internet".

I still stand by that decision. So much fun.

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

When I'm ready, I will die by suicide, if not in an accident beforehand.

Insulin overdose, coma, death. 😌

 

[N O T O R I O U S]

I hope it’s with my dick out watching questionable porn. Just so I can embarrass the fuck out of everyone who comes to take pictures or finds me whatever.

 

[slider75]

In my sleep I imagine...

 

[Bad Hippo]

I hope it’s with my dick out watching questionable porn. Just so I can embarrass the fuck out of everyone who comes to take pictures or finds me whatever.

Can I watch that too?
I'm a bit of a critic when it comes to questionable porn.

 

[Harumph]

How will I die?

That's an easy one! Eventually, just like everybody else.

 

[N O T O R I O U S]

Can I watch that too?
I'm a bit of a critic when it comes to questionable porn.

I mean we can swap questionable porn but I was just being dumb I hope what everyone hopes. To die warm in my bed with all my fingers and toes.

 

[Sauerkraut]

I'll fly out over the ocean on a beautiful summer evening near the Florida keys and allow my plane to climb until I eventually pass out and die in my sleep from a lack of oxygen.

I can't think of a more peaceful and considerate way to go. I'd like to time it just right so that I'm chasing sunset and it will be the last thing that I see.

And then you will be one more Bermuda Triangle statistic.

 

[Liberian Slumlord]

Probably something really stupid. Probably something while sleep walking.

 

[Bad Hippo]

I mean we can swap questionable porn but I was just being dumb I hope what everyone hopes. To die warm in my bed with all my fingers and toes.

Toes are optional. I'm down to 5 now, and I'd be willing to lose a few more if I could die while being screwed to death by a latex clad hottie while we're both high as kites on MDMA.

 

[Denim Chicken]

I'll probably explode in the most badass way humanly possible.

 

[latinladiesman77]

In a terrorist attack,, ill be high on building tower and fall when the building collapses.

 

[mrln]

if i ever must go into a nursing home, by my own hand

"cruisin for chicks"?

 

[hedgerow]

"cruisin for chicks"?

in a nursing home, more like cruisin' for a bruisin'

 

[K.I.T.T.]

And then you will be one more Bermuda Triangle statistic.

I don't plan on flying anywhere near it!

 

[mrln]

in a nursing home, more like cruisin' for a bruisin'

well i figured at your age,youd settle for what ever you can get.
wheelchair or walker. ya know....

 

[DiabolicalMind]

I'm a looser 51yo loose my job two years ago no kid no wife no friend ALONE I'm dazed in Madness I WANT TO DIE

I'm a looser 51yo loose my job two years ago no kid no wife no friend ALONE I'm dazed in Madness I WANT TO DIE QUICLKY !!!

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Diagnosed with stage 3b colon cancer about 6 yrs ago. The 5 yr survival rate is good, like 89%. 10yr survival - not so much, drops to like 27%.

So imma say it’ll be cancer that most likely kills me, and will happen in the next 3-4 yrs. Odds are not in my favor.