bizarre I Don't Understand The English (1 Viewer)

[ZeroK]

As A Yank I Can't Follow This Conversation. Is It A Joke, Is It Real? What County Are They From? Lastly, Is It Normal To Itch Yourself Like That In Europe?

 

[DumbHoe666]

Face says 60 body says 20 Im so fucking confused 😕

 

[Jizdrop1]

Newcastle or thereabouts. PS it's a piss take (skit) and they're just rambling on about body parts and being childish.

 

[Flatus Tube]

They’re ‘Geordie’ from around Newcastle Upon Tyne. North East UK. I went to medical school there. Trying to take a history from stroke patients with expressive dysphasia and a Geordie accent was fucking hard! 😂.

PS. This has to be a joke. I hope. 😂

PPS

See here for a prime example…



PPPS- like a true retard I originally wrote North West UK and was helpfully corrected by @Thrombo

I could try to make out that, due to being a doctor, I have to work in opposites when it comes to left and right. But that would be a lie. I was simply a spaz, temporarily. 😂.

 

[yotgguitar]

IDK.... ONLY THING I HEARD WAS SHE HAS "CRABS" AND KEEPS SCRATCHING HER POON..... AND SHE KEEPS THROWING HER HEAD AROUND LIKE SOMEONE ON METH OR CRACK..... SHEESH.... OBVIOUSLY A WHORE AND HAS CAUGHT A JUNGLE DISEASE FROM A NIGGER...

 

[Vwj]

Rat=bush
Starfish=arsehole
Gave up after that as it’s a shit pisstake

 

[Ellzibette]

She caught crabs, her starfish is in witness protection, she didn't do nuthin, and someone was dressed like Michael Jackson

 

[Thrombo]

They’re ‘Geordie’ from around Newcastle Upon Tyne. North West UK.

Newcastle is North EAST, England. Come on now. North West, UK would be Skye, Scotland. I could forgive you saying Nort West, England, which would make it Carlisle, but I'm not having those filthy sweaty socks lay claim to more of our land.

 

[Flatus Tube]

Newcastle is North EAST, England. Come on now. North West, UK would be Skye, Scotland. I could forgive you saying Nort West, England, which would make it Carlisle, but I'm not having those filthy sweaty socks lay claim to more of our land.

That’s me being totally retarded. I think my brain was thinking about the two years I did live in Carlisle for my first two junior years in hospital while writing the post 😂😂😂. That’s for highlighting my idiocy. I’ll amend my original post!

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

As A Yank I Can't Follow This Conversation. Is It A Joke, Is It Real? What County Are They From? Lastly, Is It Normal To Itch Yourself Like That In Europe?
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Holy Fuck Peeps! These twisted Animal Rapists,Diddlers,Crotch Rubbers;Whatever Da Fuck U wanna callum; CREEP ME DA FUCK OUT!!!
PUT THESE FUCKERS DOWN FER FUCKS SAKES!!! 💉💉💉...SP

 

[King-Rory]

I Don't Understand The English​

I was born in the UK and I can't fucking understand the English.

 

[hedgerow]

The English sure do speak English in an odd way...for a relatively small nation they have an amazing amount of different accents

 

[nostrils]

As A Yank I Can't Follow This Conversation. Is It A Joke, Is It Real? What County Are They From? Lastly, Is It Normal To Itch Yourself Like That In Europe?
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Really decent acting from the one on camera.

 

[badangel7]

The English sure do speak English in an odd way...for a relatively small nation they have an amazing amount of different accents

AND they think they own the language... like no one else speaks it properly...

and btw @Flatus Tube, it is also correct to spell it TIRE 🤣

 

[hedgerow]

AND they think they own the language... like no one else speaks it properly...

i know, the nerve of them...hey, at least we're trying!

 

[variometer]

English version

 

[yellowbelly83]

As A Yank I Can't Follow This Conversation. Is It A Joke, Is It Real? What County Are They From? Lastly, Is It Normal To Itch Yourself Like That In Europe?
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She has crabs.

 

[Russellmark11]

I thought she was trying to tip her off to something when she kept tilting her head back.

 

[Silvie 💋]

Uijujui ... 🤣