I drink myself.

[SAF]

WELP

 

[GOLDSUN]

rosie dr, u trolling in self-fellatio forum?

 

[Rosie]

Backdoor Assistance

Cu-Cum-Ber

I just tried fucking my ass for the first time with a cucumber. It was amazing. It took a bit to get it in, so there was lots of juicy precum for me to drink before I eventually swallowed the biggest load I have ever blown in my life. I definitely recommend playing with things in your ass while jerking off.

Being a Contortionist Helps

I am a contortionist, and I cover myself in whipped cream, and see how much I can lick off. When I finally get around to jerking off, I love to put anything big in my ass (cucumber, dildo, butt plug, etc.) and I position myself so that when I jizz, it all goes into my mouth and I then swallow it.

Hope You Wash That Afterwards

I get my sister's vibrator and start touching my dick with it, sometimes with a thong on to keep it in place. Then after I have an orgasm I get lube and put it all over the vibrator then slide it up my ass. It feels great. When I do it, it starts slow then gets really fast and I come a second time and get it in my mouth then swallow it. (I like the taste.)

Prostate Pleasure

When I masturbate, I love to use plenty of lube to lube up my anus. Then I time myself for 5 minutes just to finger my prostate. I really enjoy this, then when I cum I like to swallow it all up.

Plugged Up

I like to put my dick in my mouth while I have butt plug up my ass. I cum in my mouth and swallow.

Sit and Spin

I like to lube up a dildo and my ass. I ram the dildo in and out until my ass is gaping, while I use my other hand, which is also lubed, and start to wank. When I’m ready to shoot my load, I sit on the dildo and swivel around. The feeling is great when you cum, having a dildo in your ass. I normally open my mouth and shoot my load into it, then swallow my hot sperm. My girlfriend likes to watch me do this too, which adds to the enjoyment for me.

Full of Fingers

I like to put my legs over my head and fit as many fingers as I can into my ass and fuck myself in my ass while I am sucking my cock and tasting my precum. I will then play with my balls and this will make me come inside of my mouth. The cum fills my mouth and throat as I swallow every drop down. I have been doing this ever since was 12 years old and I love to suck other men’s cocks off as well.

Back It Up

About once a month I get the urge to have a cock up my ass....so I have a Jeff Stryker dildo which I place in the drawer pulls, lube it up liberally, lube my ass up and then stand in front of it and back my ass into the dildo, feeling the pleasure of possible insertion. All the while I’m stroking my hard on, then pressing the head of the dildo to my asshole till it starts to enter my love canal. I continue stroking my cock, and maneuvering back and forth on the dildo with increasing penetration, until the entire hard 8 inches are fully inserted in my love canal. I continue stroking my cock and moving back and forth on the dildo, fucking it up my ass, until I start cumming. Then I capture the cum and swallow it and continue stroking the dildo up my ass.

Swallow in the Shower

I like to masturbate in the shower while sticking a soapy finger up my ass. When I cum I swallow what I can and let the rest go down the drain. It makes for easy clean up!!!

Riding the Rubber Pony

I'm a bisexual male and have had experiences with both gay men and she-males. I love to swallow! But when I’m alone I use a Doc Johnson 8-inch dildo. I like to sit on it using a chair or the couch. Sometimes I just squat on it in bed. I usually insert it (with lube of course - always use lube!) just before I’m fully erect. I rock up and down a few strokes and then I lube up my cock. My cock is usually up to its full 8 or 9 inches by now. I watch porn for warm-up and during. Porn with an anal theme, of course (gay or straight). I like to see if I can keep up the pace with the actors onscreen, pumping in and out as fast as they are. Pumping DEEP in my ass while stroking my erect penis. When I thrust deep, precum will ooze out of my cock. I love to taste this. If you haven't tried it, you don't know what you’re missing. It's a little sweeter than the actual load. I just keep riding and moaning (I usually get a little loud!) and stroking my cock. I can last for an hour, sometim es two. I finally cum by riding up and down on the full 8 inches of my dildo, fast and deep and pumping my cock at the same pace. Try this and you will have an orgasm you will not believe. I like to swallow my cum. Sometimes I cum so hard I can shoot it in my mouth.

Bead It

I sit there and whack off while sticking anal beads in my ass. Then when I'm about to blow, I throw my legs over my head and cum all over my face and in my mouth (while I’m cumming, I poop out the beads).

Hide the Sausage

I fuck myself up the ass with a long piece of garlic sausage. It’s naturally lubricated and slides in real easy. Then I take my cock in my other hand and jerk off and swallow as much cum as I can. Tastes soo good.

 

[Rosie]

Lap It Up

Handful of Cum

When I'm ready to cum, I cup my free hand in front of my cock, then shoot my load into it, and swallow it down.

Hand to Mouth

I get in the shower and just pump until I cum. I then take the cum in my hand and put in my mouth and swallow. It tastes great.

Saves on Kleenex

I'll stroke my cock for an hour or so (the longer the better) while looking at some hot blowjob/cumshot pics. By getting just on the verge of cumming and then stopping jerking, some cum will ooze out of my cock (about a third the volume of a full orgasm). I catch it in my hand and put it in my mouth. I like to play with it in my mouth and watch it in the mirror. Then I start stroking it again and swallow it as I shoot the rest of my load. Yummy. Then I'll scoop up the rest of my creamy jizz and eat that too. Sometimes I'll lay on my back and kick my legs up over my head so I can shoot it right into my mouth. Delicious, and it saves Kleenex.

Finger-Licking Good

I love to sit on the toilet and get myself off. I make it real hard and wet till it’s full of precum, then stick my finger inside my foreskin because I’m uncut. I taste myself, then stroke it like crazy and shoot a good load into my hand. Then I lay on the floor without spilling a drop and keep stroking to keep it hard. Right when I’m gonna shoot another gob, I lick all the cum off my hand, get inside my mouth and taste it and swallow it. By then I’ve already shot another good load and come all over my stomach.

Leak It and Lick It

I'm 42 years old and just love masturbating as much now as I did when I first discovered it as a kid. But it's so much better now because I can control my ejaculation, and when I decide to cum it's so intense I think I'll pass out. My favorite is to stroke and edge for as long as possible, and as I get closer and closer to cumming I just let a little bit of cum leak out, and then I wipe it up with my finger and put it my mouth. I do this as often as possible so the taste of cum in my mouth is really intense. Then when I go for it and cum hard all the way, I can lick up all the cum off my fingers and chest and cock. It's absolutely intense and I do it every time I masturbate. If you haven't tried your own cum yet, you have too, because it's incredible when you taste and swallow it. Enjoy!

Cum in the Mirror

I like to jack off on a full-length mirror and as the cum runs down the mirror I lick it off. I slurp up the cum and show it to myself and swallow.

Spoon It Up

I love to cum into a spoon when I wank. When I’ve filled the spoon with my lovely fresh hot cum, I look into the mirror at myself eating my own cum from the spoon. I like to see myself in the mirror with my mouthful. I keep it in my mouth for a long time and like to watch it dribbling down my chin as I wipe it onto my fingers and lick it back up again. I like to blow bubbles with it and wipe it all over my face, and then swallow what’s left in my mouth.

Loafer Lover

To me, there is nothing sexier than a great pair of leather loafers or high heels. I usually strip down slowly and then place the shoe next to my throbbing cock. I slowly move it all around the head making sure that when I start to ooze precum I do it onto the heel pad of the shoe. I slowly move my 9-inch cock into the shoe and start to masturbate slowly, up and down, up and down. Soon the precum is starting to flow and the sensation of the wet leather on my cock is making the sensation unbelievable. I often fantasize that I am doing it while someone is watching me, which makes my cock even harder. As I move the shoe faster and faster, my cock starts to really throb and it feels like I am ready to let a volcano erupt all over those wet, wonderful shoes. As the time draws near, I slide my cock to the heel end of the pad and let my hot sticky juice shoot straight to the toes. I then tip the shoe back and let the white hot sperm ooze back to the heel pad. Slowly I lick up the spooge with my tongue, rolling it around my mouth until I swallow it. I then slide the shoe onto my foot with some cum still in it and let my feet feel the warm sperm between my toes. What pure pleasure!

 

[gman]

 

[debardeleben]

 

[sinbadsss]

is life that boring?????

 

[Justin Time]

For some people it is. Just check FLH

 

[DoDoo]

Yea. A guy definitely didn't write that.

 

[DeathMetalWife]

Bitch what? @Rosie

 

[mrln]

who jerks off into their palm,and does it like that...?

 

[King-Rory]

 

[Abyss]

now THIS is how you necro a thread.

 

[two dogs fucking]

If I ever stuck my sisters vibrator up my ass she would of slit my throat

 

[Rosie]

 

[two dogs fucking]

Is that what I fucking think it is?

 

[Abyss]

Is that what I fucking think it is?

its either that or expired lemon juice.

 

[angelsbreath]

Wtf...i forgot how to read now...

 

[Jane7]

We are a brotherhood of men who share the common bond of self-swallowing. The time has come to cast aside shame and secrecy and celebrate this act of self-love. Here are our stories, please feel free to add your own:


Save It for Later
Down the Hatch
I cum several times in a shot glass, then when I jerk off I try to get the nerve to drink it. The more loads the better and I sometimes have six. It’s hard to do, so I imagine that several guys have jerked off in the glass and they force me to drink it and swallow it slowly. I pour it in my mouth quickly without thinking about it, like I have no choice, and that makes me cum large.


Swish and Swallow
I love to blow my load into a shot glass and then drink it. Sometimes I’ll just swallow it right away and sometimes I leave the cum in my mouth and swish it around before I swallow. It’s the best.


I’ll Drink to That
I love to eat the precum off the end of my cock by just wiping it off with my fingers and then licking it off my fingers, but when I want to swallow my entire cum shot, I usually cum in a shot glass and swallow it that way. It's great to "save up" for a while so that there's a big load to swallow.


Saving It Up
I love to masturbate and cum in a small jar, which I then store in the freezer. After collecting about 20 loads, I dress up in suspenders, stockings and high heels. I warm my cum collection in a microwave and when I jerk off and cum all over my stockings and stomach, I empty the jar into my mouth and swallow it all down slowly, savoring the beautiful taste. I then sleep in my lingerie. Sheer heaven.


Secretly Savoring It
I have loved to masturbate since I was very young, about 13. My favorite is to swallow my own come either from my hands or being upside down in any way and letting my come drip to my mouth. I love to rub it in my mouth and face. The best of all is not to swallow it but to hold it in your mouth for a long time, even a couple of hours. It’s very exciting, especially if you continue with your daily routine like working, and nobody suspects you are having the taste of come in your mouth. You could talk to girls or anyone else, and it’s only your secret. The best way, I promise.


Improvised Ejaculating Dildo
It is not always easy to find a dick to suck when I am horny so I improvise. First I jack off in a rubber. I tie off the end and freeze my cum. Next time I am horny and don't have something to suck I go to the freezer. I let the cum thaw, which doesn't take very long if I roll it between my palms. Once thawed I put the rubber on a 8" dildo that isn't too fat. I suck on this to get it to body temperature then I stick a pin hole into the tip of the rubber where the cum is. I now suck on the improvised dick and get drops of the cum in my mouth. I put a little of the cum on my mustache so I can smell it while I continue to suck. By this time I am jerking my dick and it is hard as it ever gets. The idea of smelling and tasting my own cum really turns me on and my cum is very sweet. The hotter I get the more cum I suck out. With most of the cum in my mouth, I swallow small amounts to enjoy the taste until I can't stand it and want the dildo in my throat. I lean my head over the edge of the bed and insert the dildo as far as I can in my throat. Being lubed with my own cum, it generally goes in to the hilt. When I can't hold back any longer, I swallow all of the cum and go back down on the dildo as far as I can. I cum with several sharp blasts and stay down as long as I can. Now I have another load for the next time.


Serve Chilled
Whenever I cum I will not be in the mood to swallow right away, so I collect it in a glass or something and keep that in the fridge to cool. After a few days I will swallow the frozen cum. I enjoy the taste. and I cum in the same bottle again, so the procedure continues.


Melts in Your Mouth
I like to freeze my cum in a container and add to it during several jack off sessions. Each time I place it back in the freezer until I am ready to treat myself to a huge load. During a nice slow jack off session I will take my container and let the frozen glob slide into my mouth and start thawing. The taste of my melting semen gets me hot and soon I have a large load to swish around my mouth and swallow just before I enjoy ejaculating again.


Baggie Ritual
I find it super hot to swallow my own cum. I jack off into a plastic baggie and after cumming, remove the baggie from my cock and lay it out flat on my dresser. Then I use my finger to wipe my cock-head clean and lick my finger. I then milk my cock for any remaining cum, wipe the drops with my finger and lick away. Now I return to the baggie of cum. I use a ruler to squeegee the cum into a pool. Then I raise the baggie over my upturned face and let the pool of thick cum slowly descend onto my extended tongue. I then swish the cum around inside my mouth, enjoying the feel, taste and texture. Finally, I swallow. It's sooo goood, I only wish I could ejaculate ten times as much cum.


Single-Serving Packet
I like to beat off in a condom and then put the condom in my mouth and turn it inside out and suck all my own cum off it and swallow it. I wish I could suck my own dick, but I do like sucking other men with big cocks. They say I suck good.


Cocktail Recipe
I swallow my own hot load every time. I’ll gargle it. I fill a 2 ounce shot glass with one ounce of my own cum and another ounce of my own piss and down it goes.


Deposits at the Sperm Bank
I like to jerk off at least 4 times early in the day and save my cum in a container. Then later at night when I am real horny, I jerk off while playing with the cum in my mouth. I can't do it after I orgasm, I lose the desire to, so I have to save it up and do it before. I'm straight, but I love the idea of a huge cumshot in my mouth.

This is just gross and disturbing 🤢🤮