bizarre I wonder if they put him earplugs in when they bang?

[Harumph]

I would argue they insert a butt plug into him whenever they bang because to most, such a smell and/or mess is off-putting during sex.

 

[j.f.🔎]

I would argue they insert a butt plug into him whenever they bang because to most, such a smell and/or mess is off-putting during sex.

And to some it's the cure for premature ejaculation.
Others it's the cause of it.

 

[Bad Hippo]

"do you know what it's like to live in a body that won't listen to you?"

Yeah. It's called erectile dysfunction.

That eye-rolling bitch needs a reality check.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

They can't possibly know if this shit is torture for him. But I suppose it's better than some nursing home where people don't love him. I'm torn

He looks happy, so... 🤷‍♂️
Plus he's got the memory of a goldfish, so if he isn't happy about something they can just wait 10 seconds for him to reset.

 

[Bill Murray]

Kris must have a vagina that can shuffle cards if she could convince James to marry her and that 200lb legume.

 

[ThunderCat]

The cool thing is if the new husband is bisexual, he can go ahead and bang him in the ass and after 10 minutes he won’t remember what the fuck happened. That way after that dude gets done and Mr. Brain dead calls the cops it usually takes the cops 15 to 20 minutes to respond when they get there they will ask the guy what happened and the brain dead fucker will reply “I don’t know why are you here” then the new husband and wife can say to the cops“he does this all the time calls 911and It’s because he had a brain injury and he’s fucked so please forgive him lol then the wife gets on her knees and sucks the new husband‘s dirty shit encrusted cock and goes wow my ex-husband‘s ass taste really great.

You got.problems man...🤣🤣🤣

 

[Bad Hippo]

that 200lb legume.

Tactful, as ever.

 

[Bill Murray]

Tactful, as ever.

It would have been wrong if I referred to him has a gurgling retard in a high back chair.

 

[Bad Hippo]

It would have been wrong if I referred to him has a gurgling retard in a high back chair.

I don;t think he'd care what you called him - he'd forget after 10-seconds.

 

[Bill Murray]

I don;t think he'd care what you called him - he'd forget after 10-seconds.

He's like drooling Leonard Shelby (main character from Memento)