Serious Im going to give you advice on complete career change

[Donkeyd]

If you're in a rut, in a shit job, shit pay and no one will hire you because your only experience is in said shit job/industry im going to tell you how to get out of it.

I got out of a stinking job and made a complete career change by basically lying my ass off on my CV. I lied about my college and university (I have age on my side and these places dont exist anymore so cant be checked out) I looked up companies that went out of business in the industry I was looking at so they couldn't be referenced.

Got the job, was absolutely shit at it because obviously lied and had zero experience BUT once you're in the industry you now have a year of experience under your belt and can go forth from there!

I now have a very good well paid job through lying my ass off. This advice is for free 😆

 

[AdaBull]

What is your next step? Politics or lawyer ? 🤣🤣

 

[jslay427]

If you're in a rut, in a shit job, shit pay and no one will hire you because your only experience is in said shit job/industry im going to tell you how to get out of it.

I got out of a stinking job and made a complete career change by basically lying my ass off on my CV. I lied about my college and university (I have age on my side and these places dont exist anymore so cant be checked out) I looked up companies that went out of business in the industry I was looking at so they couldn't be referenced.

Got the job, was absolutely shit at it because obviously lied and had zero experience BUT once you're in the industry you now have a year of experience under your belt and can go forth from there!

I now have a very good well paid job through lying my ass off. This advice is for free 😆

What is the job? (Company name and address also) I might apply. Don't worry I won't blackmail you

 

[Flatus Tube]

That’s how @ZeroK became a doctor too. But don’t tell anyone else, it’s a secret.


😂😂😂

 

[AdaBull]

That’s how @ZeroK became a doctor too. But don’t tell anyone else, it’s a secret.


😂😂😂

He missed the opportunity to write gynecologist 🤣

 

[Pajeet]

You say that you are a liar and that we should trust this advice? Hmmm ok thanks.

 

[hedgerow]

That’s how @ZeroK became a doctor too. But don’t tell anyone else, it’s a secret.


😂😂😂

he's an MD? I believed you to be the only MD here.

 

[hedgerow]

If you're in a rut, in a shit job, shit pay and no one will hire you because your only experience is in said shit job/industry im going to tell you how to get out of it.

I got out of a stinking job and made a complete career change by basically lying my ass off on my CV. I lied about my college and university (I have age on my side and these places dont exist anymore so cant be checked out) I looked up companies that went out of business in the industry I was looking at so they couldn't be referenced.

Got the job, was absolutely shit at it because obviously lied and had zero experience BUT once you're in the industry you now have a year of experience under your belt and can go forth from there!

I now have a very good well paid job through lying my ass off. This advice is for free 😆

fraud

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

he's an MD? I believed you to be the only MD here.

He's the only almost sane MD here.

 

[Bobbyrabs]

If you're in a rut, in a shit job, shit pay and no one will hire you because your only experience is in said shit job/industry im going to tell you how to get out of it.

I got out of a stinking job and made a complete career change by basically lying my ass off on my CV. I lied about my college and university (I have age on my side and these places dont exist anymore so cant be checked out) I looked up companies that went out of business in the industry I was looking at so they couldn't be referenced.

Got the job, was absolutely shit at it because obviously lied and had zero experience BUT once you're in the industry you now have a year of experience under your belt and can go forth from there!

I now have a very good well paid job through lying my ass off. This advice is for free 😆

I'm a doctor now done the same, I used to work in a slaughter house.

 

[The anarchist]

I didn't go that far however when I got (the) job I started at the bottom and had 4 people over me. Two weeks later all 4 of my supervisors quit and I skyrocketed to (the big cheese) in two weeks and one day and carried that supervisor title for over 20 years👍

 

[hedgerow]

I didn't go that far however when I got (the) job I started at the bottom and had 4 people over me. Two weeks later all 4 of my supervisors quit and I skyrocketed to (the big cheese) in two weeks and one day and carried that supervisor title for over 20 years👍

everyone rises to their level of incompetence, good work

 

[Dr Deacon]

I'm a doctor now

Me too

 

[Dirl]

What is the job?

Cleaning toilets with @Graziani

 

[SickToDeath]

Alot of members here are quite successful with their Onlyfans lewd cosplay.

 

[Choppy]

What is the job? (Company name and address also) I might apply. Don't worry I won't blackmail you

I will

 

[Choppy]

Well I wouldn't black mail, just get you fired

 

[D.O.A.]

If you're in a rut, in a shit job, shit pay and no one will hire you because your only experience is in said shit job/industry im going to tell you how to get out of it.

I got out of a stinking job and made a complete career change by basically lying my ass off on my CV. I lied about my college and university (I have age on my side and these places dont exist anymore so cant be checked out) I looked up companies that went out of business in the industry I was looking at so they couldn't be referenced.

Got the job, was absolutely shit at it because obviously lied and had zero experience BUT once you're in the industry you now have a year of experience under your belt and can go forth from there!

I now have a very good well paid job through lying my ass off. This advice is for free 😆

 

[mrln]

so @Donkeyd whats this dream job you have?

 

[Donkeyd]

so @Donkeyd whats this dream job you have?

Its not a dream job but went from courier to engineer. From 24 days holiday a year to 60 days and from 1200 a month salary to 6k. It aint a dream but I live comfortably now