…of being able to get into tight corners to clean the house. I know…y’all thought I was going to say something else. Pigs. 🐖 You people are disgusting.
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bizarre Imagine All Of The Possibilities…
- Thread starter LittleJohn
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LifeIStough
Life is Tough
Yeah but just imagine.
I could do that too
. . . If I had my bones removed first.
. . . If I had my bones removed first.
DokraOwl
Hooter
"Honey see if you can squeeze yourself in here and tighten the engine mount bolts below the exhaust manifold."
"Of course dear... *she takes the ratchet and tightens the bolts* (seductively) anything else I can do for you?"
"The alternator is loose also, can you tighten the bracket with this wrench?"
"Certainly my sweet, *begins twisting the wrench against the bolt* (orgasmicly) ugh, is that tight enough for you!?"
"Tighter!"
"Of course dear... *she takes the ratchet and tightens the bolts* (seductively) anything else I can do for you?"
"The alternator is loose also, can you tighten the bracket with this wrench?"
"Certainly my sweet, *begins twisting the wrench against the bolt* (orgasmicly) ugh, is that tight enough for you!?"
"Tighter!"
After watching that weird shit I'm half expecting the phone to ring and for it to say "7 daaaays".
letterhead
Psycho bitch
Bendy wendy
She has suffered a lot to be able to do useless stuff like that
Mr. Meat Sled
Forum Veteran
Zlata?
I counted 28 possibility
chewbok
No country for old men.
Being a sexual dream aside, her strength and agility are incredible. Most wake up to pee or snack at night. She must wake up and stretch to stay that flexible.
I wonder what the spine/orthopedic Drs say about the long term consequences of her activities?
I hope she doesn’t spend her life later life being pushed around in a wheelchair but I would volunteer to be her “caregiver”.
She’s worth $1000 for a day of fucking inventing 100 more sex positions for the Kama Sutra
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