Serious Internet personas fuck, love, kill

[HG]

Oh hark at the The Admirable Crichton.

No, you are not getting your hand held - only dollsy d...xxc

 

[P5ykoOHD]

I'd just like to say, probably not live on an island with @

HG because of all the rape that would be going on ...​

 

[ASU-85]

Youd drink all the ale and rum... the lads are a thirsty lot

Dolly would you let me play with your boobs.

 

[DeathMetalWife]

1. @forgottensaint004
2. @Interregnum, his love truncheon is an international security risk.
3. @Graziani , he makes me laugh more than just about anyone else here, and I value that in the long term.

 

[Dolly]

Dolly would you let play with your boobs.

NO play with your own theyre loads bigger than mine

 

[Jizdrop1]

Youd drink all the ale and rum... the lads are a thirsty lot

This reminds me of you.

 

[Bethy 🔥]

I'll go first. I'm not much different in real life. I don't dress like a pirate, nor have a real ship, but where ever I have lived is a haven for misfits I can trust, and most my cars have had names as if they were some special ride to be in. I don't mind putting a metaphorical bullet in a person's back especially if they try to fuck me or my crew. I like to laugh, like a lot and I have a dark sense of humor. I been Called crass and dry before. I know the worms when I see them. If I were on an island I would be one of the first to build shelter. I would go to a island with anyone here. I might have to send them for a swim, but... As far as sex. I would say @Bethy 🔥 she been good to me. I wouldn't mind being good to her. But in the end I would probably tie a bunch of turtles together into a raft and sail back to main land.
Also, dolly I feel left out your list. If we were stuck together a few days I'm sure I would entertain you for a bit.

 

[Humungus]

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Oh come on Bethy he doesn’t dress as a pirate and no Black Pearl to sail in but I notice he never refuted the camp as fuck part just sayin’.

 

[OminousDarkness]

I would like to know who, purely because of their online person and things you perceive about people here would you say

1) was fuckable, hate-fuck will do
2) Really should be kept separately from society
3) You would consider living on a remote island with.

I haven't been here long enough to fully appreciate the underlying dynamics that have been solidified over the years, therefore it's difficult to answer these questions with any semblance of logic while relying solely upon inference.

Therefore, I'm just gonna shoot from the hip:

1) Fuckable? Based solely on their persona and not their member photos? Guess I'd have to say @brickhouse. It's important to mention she's one of only two women here that I've actually had a lengthy conversation with. She has a great personality, seems rational and down-to-earth, and seems like the kind of woman that absolutely just loves to fuck. (Additionally, she's the perfect example of a MILF, and her husband is fortunate to have her.)

• Hate-fuck? I'm going to answer this question based upon the assumption that @GOTTOFORGET is actually female. (It's never been established, so I can make the assumption.) I'd tie her up and let my German Shepherds take turns fucking her up the ass until she died of exhaustion. Then I'd pitch her corpse into the creek ten miles up the road where there'd be nothing left of her in a month. (Hey, the question doesn't say it has to be ME doing the fucking...)

2) This is an easy one. It's also GOTTOFORGET. Whoever she is, she's so far beyond normal that the only explanation is she's most likely the result of a methamphetamine-fueled incestual orgy. Also, she was probably birthed sideways, incurring additional brain-damage.

3) I would consider living on an island with @SPHINCTERPUNCH. I get the impression that he'd be very resourceful and entertaining. Also, if we were both doomed to die on an island, at least we'd die laughing. Not to mention, I legitimately feel that he's probably one of the most genuine people here, so at least I'd know what to expect. There's nothing more dangerous than unpredictability.

Sorry for the long post, here's a potato:

 

[Deleted member 46687]

@Rosie hate fuck, dry, no spit.
@IvanDrago obvious choice, but if he was off the table then half you cunts.

As for staying with me, I'd have to chose utilitarian people that could task away like.

@Flatus Tube for Doctor.
@Dolly for her voice.
@TehBitch because we have banging conversations.
@Yabaw because he's one of the smartest wittiest ppl I know.
@The Murricane Because he looks like special forces and is hench.
@mrln, because he climbs shit, and has a good head on him.
@Syberia , cause, as the king says, she has some set o chebs on her.
@Robofag and his buddies, always good to have a punch bag about.
@Brainfart, for his aboriginal hunting skills, can chuck a spear 300ft and hit a frog in an eye, in the dark, in 40mph winds.

 

[Blood_Sport]

If I were on a desert island I would fuck most of the women here.. but only to make babies as a constant supply of food.. I ain't gonna be a coconut vegan!

 

[Dolly]

I haven't been here long enough to fully appreciate the underlying dynamics that have been solidified over the years, therefore it's difficult to answer these questions with any semblance of logic while relying solely upon inference.

Therefore, I'm just gonna shoot from the hip:

1) Fuckable? Based solely on their persona and not their member photos? Guess I'd have to say @brickhouse. It's important to mention she's one of only two women here that I've actually had a lengthy conversation with. She has a great personality, seems rational and down-to-earth, and seems like the kind of woman that absolutely just loves to fuck. (Additionally, she's the perfect example of a MILF, and her husband is fortunate to have her.)

• Hate-fuck? I'm going to answer this question based upon the assumption that @GOTTOFORGET is actually female. (It's never been established, so I can make the assumption.) I'd tie her up and let my German Shepherds take turns fucking her up the ass until she died of exhaustion. Then I'd pitch her corpse into the creek ten miles up the road where there'd be nothing left of her in a month. (Hey, the question doesn't say it has to be ME doing the fucking...)

2) This is an easy one. It's also GOTTOFORGET. Whoever she is, she's so far beyond normal that the only explanation is she's most likely the result of a methamphetamine-fueled incestual orgy. Also, she was probably birthed sideways, incurring additional brain-damage.

3) I would consider living on an island with @SPHINCTERPUNCH. I get the impression that he'd be very resourceful and entertaining. Also, if we were both doomed to die on an island, at least we'd die laughing. Not to mention, I legitimately feel that he's probably one of the most genuine people here, so at least I'd know what to expect. There's nothing more dangerous than unpredictability.

Sorry for the long post, here's a potato:

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Seriously good answers there I enjoyed that a lot, and yes Sphincterpunch is marvellous I've always had great fondness for him.

@Rosie hate fuck, dry, no spit.
@IvanDrago obvious choice, but if he was off the table then half you cunts.

As for staying with me, I'd have to chose utilitarian people that could task away like.

@Flatus Tube for Doctor.
@Dolly for her voice.
@TehBitch because we have banging conversations.
@Yabaw because he's one of the smartest wittiest ppl I know.
@The Murricane Because he looks like special forces and is hench.
@mrln, because he climbs shit, and has a good head on him.
@Syberia , cause, as the king says, she has some set o chebs on her.
@Robofag and his buddies, always good to have a punch bag about.
@Brainfart, for his aboriginal hunting skills, can chuck a spear 300ft and hit a frog in an eye, in the dark, in 40mph winds.

Ha wonderful, some very interesting choices there and I have to agree with you on most of them

 

[ASU-85]

NO play with your own theyre loads bigger than mine

Sadly I have one boob bigger than other 🙁.

 

[King-Rory]

Sadly I have one boob bigger than other 🙁.

Is the bigger one your head?

 

[Blood_Sport]

Sadly I have one boob bigger than other 🙁.

That's because you always play with the same one, try swapping your wanking hand over once in a while.. I can highly recommend it, it feels like your being jerked off by a chick who has motor skills issues

 

[ASU-85]

That's because you always play with the same one, try swapping your wanking hand over once in a while.. I can highly recommend it, it feels like your being jerked off by a chick who has motor skills issues

I will try that.

 

[OminousDarkness]

Seriously good answers there I enjoyed that a lot, and yes Sphincterpunch is marvellous I've always had great fondness for him.

Seriously good questions deserve seriously good answers.

Sadly I have one boob bigger than other 🙁.

If I'm not mistaken, ALL women possess one boob larger than the other, and I think it's the left boob.

Please provide photographic documentation so that I may review these boobs and make a determination upon my observations, and because boobs.

 

[ASU-85]

Is the bigger one your head?

No your my bigger boob.

 

[JAMES HÜRZOG]

Bullies.

 

[OminousDarkness]

No your my bigger boob.

* you're

And... aw, shucks. I'm honored.