Serious Internet personas fuck, love, kill

[Captain GhoulAgain]

sure you would builder/doctor bob
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*Disclosure Statement: this list is fluid, not all inclusive & subject to change, any inclusions or omissions are neither meant as an insult or compliment*

1a:
@ReallyJess
@Ellzibette
@H82Go8675309
@Cold Ethyl
@Maleficent

1b:
@Ivan Drago, because he'd enjoy it
@TehBitch, because I'd enjoy it
@bgirl, because of course

2:
@everyonewhowasn'tonanotherlist

3:
@princeharming
@Rick James
@HG
@Ravishing Rick Rude
@wiggins
@DeathMetalWife (someone needs to do the cooking & cleaning)
@mrln
@92.eth
@Tubemonkey
@ZeroK
@Flatus Tube
@Denim Chicken

Wait, does this mean you think I should be on a island? Or killed?Wtf? Thought we were tighter than that... oh well, I'm already over it.

i am willing to destroy GG pink pussy haver females if they pay my dinner + let me hug at night (i dont wanna feel im trash)

But... you are trash. You must be one of those unicornsexuals.

 

[Rick James]

sure you would builder/doctor bob
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*Disclosure Statement: this list is fluid, not all inclusive & subject to change, any inclusions or omissions are neither meant as an insult or compliment*

1a:
@ReallyJess
@Ellzibette
@H82Go8675309
@Cold Ethyl
@Maleficent

1b:
@Ivan Drago, because he'd enjoy it
@TehBitch, because I'd enjoy it
@bgirl, because of course

2:
@everyonewhowasn'tonanotherlist

3:
@princeharming
@Rick James
@HG
@Ravishing Rick Rude
@wiggins
@DeathMetalWife (someone needs to do the cooking & cleaning)
@mrln
@92.eth
@Tubemonkey
@ZeroK
@Flatus Tube
@Denim Chicken

I wonder which one of us is going to get roofied by HG.

1- any lass up for a 3-way. I’m not leaving my wife out!

2- parasitic people tend to alienate themselves, so I’ll leave it up to them to arrange their segregation.

3- I’d chill on an island with the whole community here. It would be a right laugh. We could build a Short Bus out of wild animal dung if needed. Trolls could live under a bridge like in the fairy tails, and we could throw some of the animal dung at them as a sporting event. If any drama ensued, it would simply be our version of a soap opera, or maybe even Love Island 😲. @ZeroK and I could teach you all medical skills, like how to put @Rick James prolapse back in when it pops out. Bear Grylls can fuck off, we would do a much better and more hilarious job of surviving on an island.

Can i bring my girlfriend?

 

[Bill Murray]

Wait, does this mean you think I should be on a island? Or killed?Wtf? Thought we were tighter than that... oh well, I'm already over it.

You've made the cut, but if you start talking like a pirate I'll have to kill you.

I wonder which one of us is going to get roofied by HG.

I would expect that by some point everyone.

Can i bring my girlfriend?
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Is that Sandy Kane?

 

[Vallrain]

I don't know anyone on here.

But I'd fuck anyone who's interesting, looks aside, and living on an island with crazy people would be fkn lit, no lies just orgies for days.

If you're a rapist, or violent towards people as in angry peace of shit you can and will be killed off by us civilised crazies.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

I don't know anyone on here.

But I'd fuck anyone who's interesting, looks aside, and living on an island with crazy people would be fkn lit, no lies just orgies for days.

If you're a rapist, or violent towards people as in angry peace of shit you can and will be killed off by us civilised crazies.

Just where the fuck you think you are, Mr. Rogers neighborhood?

 

[Vallrain]

Just where the fuck you think you are, Mr. Rogers neighborhood?

Look, I don't want my orgies getting interrupted with murder, unless it's suicide and then a blood orgie ensued, that'd be hot af.

But yeah I'd need to select some candidates for orgie Island for sure, you in or are you gonna be sent to the asylum on the island?

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Look, I don't want my orgies getting interrupted with murder, unless it's suicide and then a blood orgie ensued, that'd be hot af.

But yeah I'd need to select some candidates for orgie Island for sure, you in or are you gonna be sent to the asylum on the island?

I'm all in!

 

[Vallrain]

Who else wanna join orgie Island, me and Melissa are in with @Tubemonkey we need some more ladies to join our sweet sex island, can't be squeamish.

 

[Bill Murray]

I don't know anyone on here.

But I'd fuck anyone who's interesting, looks aside, and living on an island with crazy people would be fkn lit, no lies just orgies for days.

If you're a rapist, or violent towards people as in angry peace of shit you can and will be killed off by us civilised crazies.

you a chick? if so the standard rules apply, show tits ass & coochie

if you're a dude its been a pleasure chatting, have a nice life

 

[HG]

a rapist

ssssshh, it'll be ok, I promise...xxc

 

[Vallrain]

you a chick? if so the standard rules apply, show tits ass & coochie

if you're a dude its been a pleasure chatting, have a nice life

Lol I'm a dude, but I'll bring one chick, standard orgie rules, everyone brings a plus one of opposite gender, otherwise no entry to the island 😂.

Melissa is a freak like me she's 100 percent down, a gorgrish cruise would be lit too.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Lol I'm a dude, but I'll bring one chick, standard orgie rules, everyone brings a plus one of opposite gender, otherwise no entry to the island 😂.

Melissa is a freak like me she's 100 percent down, a gorgrish cruise would be lit too.

Does Melissa have nice tits? Might buy you a ticket aboard if she does...

 

[Vallrain]

Does Melissa have nice tits? Might buy you a ticket aboard if she does...

Might ask her if she's okay sharing on a gore forum for a hypothetical sex cruise, maybe at the movies tonight so the normies can listen in on our conversation thinking, what the actual fuck 😂

 

[Bill Murray]

Lol I'm a dude, but I'll bring one chick, standard orgie rules, everyone brings a plus one of opposite gender, otherwise no entry to the island 😂.

Melissa is a freak like me she's 100 percent down, a gorgrish cruise would be lit too.

Meh, I'll pass thanks very much. I've played this game a couple of times before and the "melissa" never seemed to make the party. Just a creepy dude who thought he had found a way to hook up with a guy. And no, I didn't stick around.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Might ask her if she's okay sharing on a gore forum for a hypothetical sex cruise, maybe at the movies tonight so the normies can listen in on our conversation thinking, what the actual fuck 😂

Sounds like a plan, i'm routing for you!

 

[Vallrain]

Meh, I'll pass thanks very much. I've played this game a couple of times before and the "melissa" never seemed to make the party. Just a creepy dude.

Ahaha fuck that, yeah online is risky, I can't lie due to my faith in the gods but I'm not compelled to tell the truth either 😂.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Meh, I'll pass thanks very much. I've played this game a couple of times before and the "melissa" never seemed to make the party. Just a creepy dude who thought he had found a way to hook up with a guy. And no, I didn't stick around.

The monkey don't play that game either. But if Mellisa shows tits I'll let you know.

 

[Vallrain]

Sounds like a plan, i'm routing for you!

And I you 😂, I want so bad a woman who's okay with my pagan ways, but to be okay with this would be a step up and a half 😂.

She did say she might be into cutting me which made my heart throb I hope she's real, I'll keep y'all posted, I don't think I'll find another like her so it's all or nothing, even if she is 15 yrs older than I 😂.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

And I you 😂, I want so bad a woman who's okay with my pagan ways, but to be okay with this would be a step up and a half 😂.

She did say she might be into cutting me which made my heart throb I hope she's real, I'll keep y'all posted, I don't think I'll find another like her so it's all or nothing, even if she is 15 yrs older than I 😂.

How old is Mellissa? Maybe I don't want to see them saggy tits afterall...

 

[Bill Murray]

The monkey don't play that game either. But if Mellisa shows tits I'll let you know.

The excuses were funny. "melissa" caught a cold (we were chatting online an hour earlier", "melissa" didn't want to come & meet at the bar (I'd never invite anyone to my home in this situation and wouldn't go to someone else's without meeting in public first) that happened twice and "melissa" was at least 20 years older that what stated in their profile.

This was in the days prior to smart phones or cameras on phones and on sites like lavalife where fuckery was rampant.